Ethan > Recent Status Updates

I dont think i get it

“…he sat peering at them with dumb hostility silently chewing a turd”

“It always seems to be important to have atleast one person in the vicinity to hate”

The blicky singing like its karoke night

Bought the official kindle version. Not even sisyphus himself could bare to read the online free pdf version

Ya boy is lost

I’m not sure I could describe the plot of this to anyone without sounding like i was actively on hallucinogenic drugs

I cannot bare to read this as a pdf on my phone anymore

Auto 5 star if this book gets nicely wrapped up after he spent ~50 pages talking about being in a hospital bed this far in

Ok DFW putting full chapters in the footnotes and then having footnotes to a footnote. Not cool, man

Month-of-the-$4-energy-drink-that-i-didnt-need-and-actually-was-just-bored-of-pocus

Irish luggage

Year of the Delta Airlines Small Single-Serving-70-Calorie Garden Salsa Sun Chip

I spilled trail mix on the plane and multiple people watched as the nuts rolled to the back of the plane then glanced at me, so to imply that I should’ve got up from my seat to chase down each almond. I am much too busy being an intellectual

Flexin