Status Update

Ethan is 39% done

Its kind of like when I fish there’s 40% of the time where nothing is happening at all except i didnt write a book about it

— Aug 16, 2026 05:30PM

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Ethan’s Previous Updates

Ethan is 30% done

— Aug 06, 2026 04:30PM

Ethan is 22% done

So, better it is to perish in that howling infinite, than be ingloriously dashed upon the les, even if that were safety

— Aug 02, 2026 01:01PM

Ethan is 10% done

I should be out on that ocean rn.

— Jul 11, 2026 02:33AM

Ethan is on page 40 of 720

Maybe if I shave with a harpoon i wont get so many epic chats

— Jul 11, 2026 12:29AM

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