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this should’ve been from aric’s pov

fmc is so rude and assumes the worst of everyone for no reason it’s driving me crazy

oh she’s so clumsy ohhhh noooo

ibs Queen

this is like the plot of dramas I was making w lps in 2009

Hazel is the only character in this book with functioning brain cells

how did we have the mcs boinking 10 pages ago and now we’re using the words dummy and butt

that was the stupidest manufactured tension I have ever read in my life

SHE DOESNT HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS???

Logan you deserve a better book than this

ok I dooo like how into this Logan is I can’t lie. man who yearns is a man who earns period

Jeanie talking to her brother feels more authentic than any conversation we’ve seen her have so far, despite no brother/sister duo talking like that ever. Which I guess makes sense, since she’s more comfortable with him than all the new people, but for some reason I don’t get the sense that that was intentional on Gilmore’s part

I’m just now realizing we have no idea what either of these people look like (unless I just completely zoned out) besides Jeanie having black hair and Logan having blue eyes and looking like a farmer. For all the bs I gave B&B for the navy eyes and raven hair and outfit descriptions, at least I could picture those characters!

We are averaging about 1 comma use error per chapter! We also have an alpaca named Harry Styles because quirky!

this was written by an adult? are we sure?

laurie I think we need a grammar lesson on commas

Ok my bf and I have been laughing at this book for months so of course I had to snag it on libby. Also one chapter in and I’ve found two glaring grammatical errors! Who edited this!

be so for real

I am calling the heath department.

why are we letting men speak to us like this

dawg just get her the drink

WHY ARE YOU KISSING WHEN THERES A LITERAL KILLER ON TAIL?????

I kinda wish we had picked a food other than waffles to obsess over

ok ebony darkness dementia raven way

yuck!!!!

where is he getting all this money

Every single one of these characters is insufferable

I hate this mmc bc getting violent bc of how possessive he is of a woman… YUCK! and the fmc is the most cookie cutter boring cardboard cutout. having a great time!

MY GIRLS!!!!!!

“What are you doing?” “I’m boobing boobily, Rowan. What does it look like?” ENOUGH!!!!!