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i like how all of a sudden all the students were missing … but ig that’s how it goes one second they r here the next they r gone… woah

got bored of the Bridget Jones’

SO interesting

ok enough with the flasher storyline, when is he going to die ?????

do i remember anything about the last one? no! am i excited? yes!

no no no we need to backtrack - sorry but this guy has the nickname sackcloth for her … SACK CLOTH … SACK CLOTH … i I actually have no words - what does that EVEN MEAN?? How is that a nice name?? - a coarse, rough fabric made from goats hair - HahahhahahHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA no pls actual tears are falling from my eyes I can’t hahahhhhhhhahahahhahahahahah

CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR - girl DUMP HIM OMFG bruh BRUH , bros been tagged in a pic on Facebook (firstly WHO is putting pics on Facebook of half naked men in bed?? Like girl ur nan is on there - anyway I digress) then she asks him to take it down and he says he will with THREE KISSES (xxx) BRUH BRUHHH no, that man NO - pissing me AWF

but then now she is okay being the other woman in another relationship hmmm

seriously don’t piss me off

needs to ramp up

bro saying ‘I’m as loyal as a dog’ and then is taking a six month break to act like a single man - GIVE ME A BREAKKKK

bought this thinking it was a different book, so erm we shall see :-)

i have so many mixed emotions, the last couple chapters had been so riveting, i felt this one to be repetitive - i don’t know what it was, i think it is the constant talk about women’s weight, i dunno it felt weird in this chpt, maybe that’s the point, i think it is - societal and male expectations about how women should look and act - i dunno im tired

okay don’t catch me in Highgate

this is a lock in book for sure

feeling like im in a level english thinking about the women in dracula, angelic and childlike compared to dull, hard and voluptuous okayyyyy i see u

okay get it get it

even though this book is evil and i feel sick with sadness, i would like to say i called the twist that the man killed was thingys father #calledit
not even sad romance books are free from my powers!!!!!! #istrikeagain #noonecanescape

im sick