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ok enough with the flasher storyline, when is he going to die ?????

do i remember anything about the last one? no! am i excited? yes!

no no no we need to backtrack - sorry but this guy has the nickname sackcloth for her … SACK CLOTH … SACK CLOTH … i I actually have no words - what does that EVEN MEAN?? How is that a nice name?? - a coarse, rough fabric made from goats hair - HahahhahahHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA no pls actual tears are falling from my eyes I can’t hahahhhhhhhahahahhahahahahah

CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR - girl DUMP HIM OMFG bruh BRUH , bros been tagged in a pic on Facebook (firstly WHO is putting pics on Facebook of half naked men in bed?? Like girl ur nan is on there - anyway I digress) then she asks him to take it down and he says he will with THREE KISSES (xxx) BRUH BRUHHH no, that man NO - pissing me AWF

but then now she is okay being the other woman in another relationship hmmm

seriously don’t piss me off

needs to ramp up

bro saying ‘I’m as loyal as a dog’ and then is taking a six month break to act like a single man - GIVE ME A BREAKKKK

bought this thinking it was a different book, so erm we shall see :-)

i have so many mixed emotions, the last couple chapters had been so riveting, i felt this one to be repetitive - i don’t know what it was, i think it is the constant talk about women’s weight, i dunno it felt weird in this chpt, maybe that’s the point, i think it is - societal and male expectations about how women should look and act - i dunno im tired

okay don’t catch me in Highgate

this is a lock in book for sure

feeling like im in a level english thinking about the women in dracula, angelic and childlike compared to dull, hard and voluptuous okayyyyy i see u

okay get it get it

even though this book is evil and i feel sick with sadness, i would like to say i called the twist that the man killed was thingys father #calledit
not even sad romance books are free from my powers!!!!!! #istrikeagain #noonecanescape

im sick

so she remembers that she was asleep next to a man named Ed, but then it’s her husband Ben… she tells her doctor that she remembers a man named Ed and he goes that’s my name… and just assumes she is imaging sleeping with him hahshshshshhahqhahahahha presumptive much???!!! PL EASE

everyone in this book is so weird im really uneasy

This is a ‘the works finest’ so we shall see how it goes haha….

Grandad would be proud

half way in and he is yet to lose any teeth, i swr sometimes im cringing at just even the notion that a tooth might fly out at a punch. i dunno why im so afraid of one of my teeth falling out if this guy is getting socked on the daily and hasn’t even had a wobbly tooth… guess this shows us that teeth are truely awesome! Will keep u guys updated tho on the tooth stitch, i know u all our on the edge of ur seat also

bros doing back handsprings and cartwheels when he wins #iconbehaviour #diva #wouldhavelovedtoseethat

okay learning about a new topic

generally got no clue what is going on :-]

guys I’m sorry I’m locking in I promise

omg the juice!!!!!! the husband is presumed dead (he isn’t) boldwood practically forces her to marry him, and THEN the husband comes back and is like come with me, and THEN boldwood shoots him omg I am gagged

you are nothing to me- nothing, a ceremony before a priest doesn’t make a marriage. i am not morally yours- HARSH!

reading in the interval of the frogs 🐸

it’s getting juicy! why does oak not trust troy!!?? why is bathsheba so annoying hahahhaah. oh and the church door being impossible to open is too good!!! troy u dirty liar!

hahaha the way that boldwood got the valentines letter and is imagining a woman writing it thinking about him, where bathsheba just threw a book in the air choosing who to write the letter too, hoping it would be the child actually has me giggling on the train hee hee