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Hi chatgpt

Fancy seeing you here 🙄

Oh I did not realise this was going to be some Christian bullshit lmao

I'm like 99.9% sure this is chatgpt but also what the fuck is bro talking about 😭

He is so painfully culturally Christian lmao

This is just biblical literalism with more steps

Bro just suggested that baking soda can cure cancer I'm crying

Donald I cannot emphasize enough that the ENTIRE PURPOSE of your PCP and annual physical is preventative medicine

My brain is soup all I know is proteins

So the problem here Erich is a fundamental lack of understanding how art works

I feel like I'm being inducted into a cult

The dialogue when they talk about serious shit is so robotic it's miserable

Semite is a language group, not a people group Erich

Talking about how people get shut down regardless of their credentials while refusing to provide yours is A Choice

Like I'm sorry but your saline vs mmr trial would NEVER get past an ethics panel because it is UNETHICAL to give a study patient nothing when a viable option exists

Yall want to do unethical science experiments on children so bad it's unreal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polio

Just in case anyone wants like

Real information

It's weird that they're pretending members of the same household never all get sick at the same time

So this is called confirmation bias

I like that every time I look up a claim he makes it easily and verifiably disproven

Some guy's book is not a scientific study

My brain hurts

Fishes

I hate the "hazel eyes change colours" trope because I'm sorry hazel eyed people but they really really don't

Coffee... Crystals??

I know disfigurement can cause a lot of confidence issues and what not but good Gd this guy needs to get over himself

Idk man I simply would not publish a memoir about how much of a negligent father I was to my multiply disabled son.

I'd keep that to myself

I love when this kind of guy talks about the wonders of the human body because it always immediately becomes apparent just HOW abled they are

Like yeah man eyes are cool but I would not say the human eye is flawless. Mine tries to focus light BEHIND itself.

What if instead of asking a bunch of easily answerable questions creationists just

Took a basic undergrad level genetics and/or cell biology class

Okay buddy the reason kids at summer camp are encouraged to drink water while athletes are given oranges or salted water is because athletes are sweating a lot and drinking straight water while sweating a lot can be dangerous

Ideally your summer camp kids aren't sweating thst much

Okay so far the vibe is less "staunch rational atheist converted to Christianity because Christianity is real" and more "culturally Christian agnostic who identified as an atheist for no real reason beyond not having a solid background in theology returned to being Christian"

Which like that's fine it's completely acceptable to return to the religion of your birth but it's weird to pretend it's not just that

I'm 26 pages in and we HAVE to kill Maric