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Here we go

Act 2 scene 1 goes on for fucking ever good gd

So like Benedict and Beatrice end up together right? Like this is gonna be a rivals to lovers thing (insane sentence to write about a Shakespeare play)

I just don't know that this series needed like

An overarching mafia plotline??

I'm really trying here but the whole thing has this extremely bizarre pseudo feminist like fetishisation of womanhood vibe to it that I really dislike

Exact same paragraph twice in a row :/

Okay I will admit the conspiracy that both the US and Soviet Union agreed to hide the fact that they both fucked up and lost two submarines is infinitely more plausible than anything else he's said

How does Mike explain oceangate do you think

And now he's citing a fictional film btw

He's so mad that scientists want more evidence and won't just agree that a blurry sonar image is definitely aliens

I like that he showed me a photo of what looks to be Vaguely Weird Rocks next to a fictional space ship from Star Wars and was like "so it's probably a space ship"

I think he's stupid

Mike continues to not know what a hypothesis is

And now we've just entirely abandoned the Bermuda Triangle to talk about Weird Ocean Sightings in general

Oh no

Okay so I think I've seen enough of these at this point that I don't need the Elizabethan English translated so that's

Something

Not sure what but something

Let's see if I can finish this thing before the show

Okay he does definitely have a photo of

Something

Here

But to ME it looks like a photo of an unauthorised torpedo launch and not like potential evidence of aliens

Mike this is less aliens and more A Crime

This should have been a Vore thing

Oh gd not his stupid fucking ball experiment that he claims disproves Newtonian mechanics when objectively speaking it supports them

Are you fucking kidding me??? It ends on a fucking sequel hook???

Bonus content time I Guess

Mike, you cannot make a free energy machine. You literally just cannot

Gd the DK in action is An Experience

Mike I also don't understand physics but I can tell that you DEFINITELY don't understand physics

He's talking about how there's every reason to think a planet he made up once supported complex life and so did Mars and its like

Buddy the moon can't even support complex life and that's closer to the sun than mars

Prescott is a woman????

This part feels antisemitic but I can't articulate how or why

Citation needed

Mike continues to not understand what topology is

Why are we talking about space man

Also Mike does not appear to know what a scientific hypothesis is

Pareidolia is one hell of a drug

Mike frustrates me because the thing he's talking about here IS legitimately interesting but instead of having any kind of genuine intellectual curiosity he's just like "and obviously it's aliens"