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The dystopia is so annoying bc the author keeps mentioning weird fucked up concepts and then Not Expanding on them

Like girl what the fuck is a "mandatory death experience"

Stop doing racism never before conceived of and explain that shit

I know I'm mostly commenting on mundane bullshit things and not the extremely horrific and overt racism but I'm gonna keep doing that and say this: Jaguars don't purr

Also I hate the main character

"They think you're *El Tigre*, the Jaguar man. Imagine, the long awaited Aztec God"

Author in the meanest way possible, and doing exactly 0 research: you're wrong

1. This tribe is Ecuadorean, the Aztec empire did not extend to Ecuador
2. That means "the tiger"
3. Aztec god names aren't typically in Spanish
4. Jaguar in Spanish is... Jaguar

Oh no

Author please do not be weird about indigenous people (too late)

The genetics don't make any sense either

Also using Daught as shorthand for daughter is very strange and annoying

What the fuck is happening

Minor gripe given the general racist Everything about this book but: facial moles are called beauty marks. Diseased moles are called melanoma usually

Giving the Asian character dragon tattoos :/

Why did this lady invent a bunch of fake racial slurs based on gemstones 😭😭😭

See I knew this was gonna be racist but holy fucking shit I'm 7 pages in and I've read neonazi manifestos less racist than this

"Am I embittered and worn down by the overdrawn and mendacious critics of the last quarter-century?"

Given how bizarrely bitter this intro bit is? I'd say you are yeah.

"Have I really spread nonsense?"

Yes. Next question.

Nancy in the meanest way possible no sixth grader has ever been assigned "writing a sonnet about their best qualities"

Good gd woman have you ever even spoken to a middle schooler? Or like a middle school teacher??

TWELVE SCHOOLS??? She's not even 12 years old man

Unsurprisingly, (because Nancy is a bad writer), Ginger reads EXACTLY THE SAME as Tori did in the last book

What

What does Nancy think a bob haircut... is?

Because you cannot weaponize that haircut

Full offense: bullying does not start in middle school.

I feel like that a common misconception among people who were never bullied to any significant extent.

It starts as early as preschool.

It often WORSENS with age, but it does not start in middle school.

In real life? Someone would have told Ginger she was annoying before this.

Oh boy, this one is from the victim's perspective and as someone who was bullied so bad I got a dissociative disorder about it?

I cannot image it'll be good

Mom come get me Nancy is being weird about people w dwarfism again

Honestly this guy sucks so bad that I kinda wish his accident HAD killed him

I do think the most interesting aspect of this is that this type of behaviour would absolutely not be considered acceptable in modern psychology practice

Jekyll and Hyde is not about DID or even a "split personality"

Scientific theories are not supported by how beautiful you think they are Michael. They are supported by evidence.

And you, dont fucking have any

Good gd he is so dumb

Okay
1. Who is Richard
2. What do you mean Richard thinks there aren't dinosaurs anymore because a planet Mike made up exploded and as such depleted the Life Energy of the solar system 😭😭😭

This is just a god of the gaps fallacy with more steps and less god

Diameter of the moon is 2159.1 miles not 2160 miles Mike

Gd this guy is annoying

Also full offense but I've seen photos of this guy both from when he was hospitalised and currently and he's 100% exaggerating the extent of his injuries