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Parenting book from 1985 should be

Interesting

The author made the gorgon a lesbian for me specifically dhdjfkgkgk

Unfortunately this is continuing to be hilarious

Okay it is also extremely funny to give the werewolf girl 2 boobs but 8 nipples 😭

"Ururu had gone her whole life without a boyfriend... so she couldn't recognize red flags"

Why is the monster girl marriage hentai hilarious 😭

I know this is porn but I was not prepared for the inciting incident of The Plot™️ to be "guy get so distracted while looking at mommy kink porn on this phone that he misses his bus stop"

That's too fucking funny

Oh thank gd finally a writing advice book that's actually giving me

Writing advice

The study they think was definitely performed but not published would require a MASSIVE number of HIPAA violations btw

So assuming these wildly unethical studies were performed (as the authors insane ass assumes) there's a much more reasonable explanation for the lack of publication and that's that the study in question would be

A Crime

>"There are no ethical issues with the study we want"
>describes the study
>massive invasion of medical privacy

And now they're veering HARD into conspiracy theory shit

Calling "not being willing to do wildly unethical experimental studies on human children" as "the bewildering attitude of the medical establishment" is insane

This author is soooooo mad they're not allowed to do unethical human experimentation on children it's really gross actually

A comparative study of autism rates in Amish communities vs Minnesota Somali communities would literally prove NOTHING about vaccine safety or correlation with autism

Those are two relatively isolated communities with extremely different genetic and ethnic backgrounds and that alone could explain the disparity in autism diagnosis rates (also you genuinely think the Amish aren't MOSTLY autistic lmao?)

I don't like the weird emphasis on birth and pregnancy in most of these

A lot of these short stories are kinda weird about women and sorta

Emphasize women and womanhood in a way that feels kinda gross

The like mythologization of womanhood that's just a different kind of misogyny

DO NOT DO CHIROPRACTIC TO TREAT COLIC HOLY FUCKING SHIT

"Some doctors say it's not safe"

YEAH BECAUSE IT FUCKING ISNT

CHIROPRACTIC ISNT SAFE FOR ADULTS IN A LOT OF CASES BECSUSE ITS FAKE

At least she says to ask your pediatrician but holy fucking shit just tell parent to not do it ever good gd

It's picking up

I didn't realize this was going to be philosophy of consciousness shit

Oh gd consciousness theory

IS THAT ALL THAT LOG MEANS???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

The whole second chapter is to get you more comfortable with math but it assumes a level of discomfort that's almost comical?

Like why is it telling me that I can't replace 5•3 with 53 because 53 is a number

Who is this for? Who is reading a biostat book that doesn't already know that

Eugh not suggesting you do "cry it out" for colic what the fuck

Full offense Heidi but if you can't say "what do you do if the baby cries while you're having sex" and instead decide to use a weird euphemism like "finishing a little business in the bedroom" then idk if you're mature enough to be writing a parenting book

My biostat class was a fucking joke and basically boiled down to a multi week workshop on how to use R so let's go I guess

Another thing I don't like is how instead of just saying "your baby" or "your infant" or even just "your child" she keeps opting instead for stuff like "your sweetie"

This author's style FEELS like it wants to be political nonfiction

So it's weird that he's written a novel instead of just doing that

Like the writing isn't bad but the style feels fundamentally out of place and like it's meant to be a different genre

Yeah

The book needed to be physically bigger than it is

So far I'm mostly wishing the book was like

Physically larger

I'm having fun

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Mircalla
Carmilla

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