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Okay I am actually enjoying this lmao

Jokes on you a party of entirely healers is actually extremely viable

Help the audiobook narrator said kowaii instead of kawaii 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"what makes a woman handsome as opposed to pretty or cute or scary" is what just got said

Alright minmax kirito calm down

Should've played more rpgs before you died bro

Oh this author has absolutely been playing ESO lmao

"I got a feeling I wouldn't meet too many native English speakers in whatever this new zone was"

Tamriel

Yeah this man got isekai'd into Oblivion

Did this man get isekai'd into Oblivion

Getting isekai'd into a character creator and choosing to just be a generic ass guy is so funny

I'd add horns and scales

I don't remember getting this

Full offense I'm extremely tired of this kind of over the top nonsense bullying in media

O POSITIVE IS NOT A GOOD BLOOD TYPE TO HAVE IF YOU NEED EMERGENCY BLOOD THAT ISN'T GOING TO CAUSE ISSUES WHY WOULDN'T YOU MAKE HIM AB POSITIVE THEY'RE UNIVERSAL RECIPIENTS

I mean my understanding is that usually just leaving a bullet inside a guy is generally fine

It is genuinely insane that the narrative is pretending that the sexual assault scene just like

Didn't happen

Calling ancient people "the healthiest of people" when they were pretty famously Full of Parasites and often Died of Cholera is actually insane

Like buddy the vast majority of people who get trichinellosis in the US are people who eat your "healthy" wild game.

Fish are also full of parasites, many of which can be passed to humans.

It is actually insane to claim ancient people were healthier.

He is now conflating cured and in remission so that's fun

"As we examined above, the fact that I am writing this in the year 2023 says something about Jesus that it does not say about Muhammad, Buddha, Confucius, or any other spiritual figure of history."

So the thing about that is that 2023 was also 1445, 5783, 2016, 1402, and 2566 depending on what calendar you use

Like we can talk about the impact of cultural Christianity on the west However

"Interestingly, these sacrifices have not been reinstated to the present day, even though there is a plan to construct a third Jewish Temple and resume that method of worship."

Hi! Jew here! Literally what the fuck are you talking about!

THE BABYLONIAN TALMUD POSTDATES JESUS BY AT LEAST 250 YEARS

It is not testimony of hostile witnesses

It was not written by witnesses unless youre about to tell me that the authors of the Talmud lived at least 250 years past the death of jesus

Citing Talmud to claim that Jesus's enemies also witnessed him do miracles is A Choice when even by the most generous estimates of age, Jesus predates the Talmud as we know it by nearly 250 years

Okay so what he's describing here is

Literally an unhealthy relationship with food and your body as result of diet culture bullshit

Bc adhd and asthma literally don't have anything to do with diet

And what health problems does the daughter have exactly? Being 15 lbs above the "ideal" weight?? It's literally fine

If you want to write mediocre extreme body mod kink involving degradation I think that's literally fine

But why is it *also* a weird incel/MRA rant

And why does it feel like the author isn't even into the extreme kink he's writing

So I immediately have an issue with the premise of the title because like: you can't

And it's bad theology to pretend otherwise

Okay well I would not have used the term "split personality" to refer to an amphipathic polar molecule but I guess that's just me

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GUYS DICK AUTHOR

Alright 2x speed bc this sucksssssss

This is so obnoxious genuinely terrible

I fully do not care about this dude's fear kink

Gd this is obnoxious