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Hey full offense if someone was buried under rubble and you've extracted them great. Now wait for the EMTs. Do NOT try to move them holy fuck

You can survive 3 days without water and it's been less than 24 hours in this story, so no, it's not the lack of water yall should be concerned about

Reporting in from the year 2025, we did not in fact become Socialist in March of 2021 but gd I wish we lived in the reality this idiot thinks we live in

It's very weird that this is the second time he's done this plot point in one of his books

If he writes a scene where the stand in for his real life estranged daughter pees herself I'm gonna be Very Upset

Full offense: if your kid went no contact and there's an earthquake where they live? You don't get to go see them and make sure they're okay. You get to never find out.

And that's on you.

Wait why aren't the ship crew allowed to have facial hair that's weird

Donald I was alive on January 6th. They were NOT unarmed.

Jesus fucking Christ

Oh gd this scene is just 3 whole Donald self inserts talking to each other about how Correct they are

This whole section is just Donald complaining about how when he joined MeWe there were a bunch of porn bots

Why does Donald have beef with Ethan Allan 😭😭😭

Yeah man I could've told you MeWe has a pornbot problem and I've never even used it. Look at how much the pornbot problem on Twitter has increased with far right leadership at the head of it.

"Curious Moth" might be the worst pet name any character has ever given another. And I read Fourth Wing.

Donald have you considered therapy instead of insane wish fulfillment novels? Because it seems like you maybe need therapy

Human body doesn't work well, Donald. Your abled is showing again.

I mean, I agree that you can't scientifically disprove Gd and trying to is a fool's errand but also you are harassing random college kids at the park so I'm not on your side here man

"Science major"

Nicely nonspecific

It's wild that he's writing these scenes where his self insert does the most annoying Christian proselytizing ever seen by man or gd and I'm supposed to be on his side and not find him to be so annoying that I want him dead

Three whole people highlighted this incomprehensible nonsense paragraph

Amnesia is not "usually treated with clinical hypnosis" who told you that 😭

DID and other dissociative disorders are wildly under studied so idk why our author is acting like any of the stuff she's saying is definitive

Love that he fully admitted these studies can't be replicated and was like "but maybe they're true!"

Abortion isn't in the Bible. Hope that helps!

they're not banning the Bible.

Bro, you are not oppressed. Sorry that hurts your persecution complex but that's reality. Reality is you are not oppressed and never have been.

Talking about how he's afraid of book bans like the vast majority of book bans aren't championed by far right causes in states like Florida

Sugar is not, in fact, "more addictive than cocaine"

It is really funny reading this just KNOWING that it's wish fulfillment in regards to his real life daughter who definitely cut him off for being a weird right winger it's genuinely incredible

If my dad gave me a weird preachy letter about how innocent I was as a baby every single year on my birthday I'd lose my mind I think

Full offense: not remembering that you did domestic violence and coerced abortion does not make you innocent of those charges