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"My cock thickened against the mattress" might be the least appealing way an author has written about a guy getting an erection of any book I've read
— Dec 21, 2025 11:51PM
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Corey
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Full offense but if every single kid in your kids class gets an award at the end of the year EXCEPT your kid?
The reasonable response is to assume your kid is being targeted by students and faculty alike for malicious reasons actually
— 16 hours, 16 min ago
The reasonable response is to assume your kid is being targeted by students and faculty alike for malicious reasons actually
Corey
is on page 162 of 349
I am BEGGING romance authors to stop using the phrase "girly parts/bits"
— 16 hours, 19 min ago
Corey
is on page 162 of 349
This VERMONT man did not just fucking say "soft serve"
It's a fucking Creamee. Any Vermonter could tell you that.
— Jan 15, 2026 10:10PM
It's a fucking Creamee. Any Vermonter could tell you that.
Corey
is on page 149 of 349
Not the handjob while driving with other people in the car 😭
— Jan 03, 2026 05:47AM
Corey
is on page 104 of 349
Extremely mixed Star Wars reference that feels off in a way I can't explain
— Sep 02, 2025 06:00PM
Corey
is on page 102 of 349
"But he was—at twenty-one—the oldest virgin I knew"
Okay well I'm 29 so
— Sep 02, 2025 05:58PM
Okay well I'm 29 so
Corey
is on page 66 of 349
Girl the state is NOT that big, just drive to Rutland
— Sep 09, 2024 10:33PM
