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"My cock thickened against the mattress" might be the least appealing way an author has written about a guy getting an erection of any book I've read

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Extremely mixed Star Wars reference that feels off in a way I can't explain

"But he was—at twenty-one—the oldest virgin I knew"

Okay well I'm 29 so

If this turns into a weird vegan thing I QUIT

Girl the state is NOT that big, just drive to Rutland

Well she lives in New Hampshire so I guess I can't blame her location for this iffy version of a northern farmer

Is this author like from Vermont bc this is a full on southern bbq and they don't do that there lmao

I can't decide if I like this or not

Iced tea?? In Vermont???