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Full offense but if every single kid in your kids class gets an award at the end of the year EXCEPT your kid?

The reasonable response is to assume your kid is being targeted by students and faculty alike for malicious reasons actually

I am BEGGING romance authors to stop using the phrase "girly parts/bits"

This VERMONT man did not just fucking say "soft serve"

It's a fucking Creamee. Any Vermonter could tell you that.

Not the handjob while driving with other people in the car 😭

"My cock thickened against the mattress" might be the least appealing way an author has written about a guy getting an erection of any book I've read

"My girl parts shimmied"

Okay so I Hate That

Extremely mixed Star Wars reference that feels off in a way I can't explain

"But he was—at twenty-one—the oldest virgin I knew"

Okay well I'm 29 so

If this turns into a weird vegan thing I QUIT

Girl the state is NOT that big, just drive to Rutland