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More famous last words have never been spoken.

Aester fucks hard.

If nobody else is out there catching strays, I know Domina is.

Black Rose? Somebody call Ambessa.

Eric Blackhand has a gun!

"I know every move you're about to make, and they're all dumb as fuck." - Elias Sorren, probably.

Cut to the goddamn credits!

This can't be. This can't be
We've suffered and trailed through the toughest of hells
Now you tell us our effort's for nothing?

I see your palace covered in ash.
Faces of men who had long believed you're dead.
I see your kin with a man who is haunting.
A man with a trail of fire.

WHO!?

I can't hear it now

Era Novrus is the final boss of sapphism.

😳

Father and Mother and Hrefna . . .
. . . I WANT THEM BACK!

You don't get to rush this.

Show me those credits!

. . . or not.

Betting that Leato's the Rook, right now. He just so happens to be late when he shows up?
And I'd also hazard that his father was the Rook before him and actually died bearing the mantle.

Rook?
I prefer castle.

I'm on page 22 dumbass, since when do you default to percentage?

What a great plan that would be . . . if only there was any wealth to be gained.

Not even a kiln could harm him;
Of course he's the chosen.

Rat King, is it?
You should be honoured, Hadrian. That's one of dark souls' best characters

he died a man.

"I'm starting to think Hadrian has dementia of some sort," somebody said, and it was a full 2 minutes before I realised it was me.

Okay, now we're just naming chapters after any book

You're learning, (h)Adrian

Okay, Valka, I didn't know you were cool like that. Working with the premium netrunner upgrades.

That's twice now the Irchtani have been more useful than Tolkien's eagles, you fool!

Where's a storm ruler when you need one?

Lisan al-Gaib!

Disengage, Hadrian. Disengage.