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Ew what ts frying me

i js hate Scottie's family

😭😭ts so inconvenient

Hey, Corvus

"Let's get one thing straight from the start - I would never, EVER hurt a dog" BABY I LOVE YOU

Bet Will can read that

Dammit Will you gave it away

"Simon caught and killed them both" ... haha sure buddy... great person to say this to too

Bruh this guy runs a trade company not a dictatorship

STOP DID JULIUS BEAT HIM UP

no words.

Bruh if Kaspar could fit in there why couldn't anyone else

WHAT

Fuck you mean "you were meant to escape"

ALEX MY SMART KING

OH FRICK I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEYRE GONNA DO
THEYRE GONNA MAKE ALEX THE APE

Kaspar is Magnus I'm just gonna say it

Dammit

Why'd he only say hello to Alex

Bruh this idiot and his pride

Oh fuck nevermind

Let's go!! First time I'm relieved so these guys :3 but I need someone more powerful than Devin bro this guy is so shady

I forget that Alex has friends

Ok but who wears a fucking medallion in the shower

'Trouble, it seemed, just wouldn't let him go' UR LITERALLY HOLDING ON TO TROUBLE ATP UBHAVE NO REASON TO BE IN THIS SITUATION JUST GO HOME BRO

Alex .. let's not be sexist ok

Sir are you a child

Bro just let the man win why are you trying to get yourself killed 😭

Maybe don't fucking enter rich ppl's private studies then??

BUDDY back up are you LOOKING for trouble 😭