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the things a wealthy white man can get away with

SLUT SHAMING ?!?! belly u are evil girl

do these bitches even like each other

i really really really don't like the parallels of jeremy taking belly's "first kiss" to the parallels of assault... this really is a wattpad novel

oh thats sexaul assault. thats sexual assault in my cheesy wattpad romcom novel.

are they actually going to have a male-gaze lesbian kiss rn

belly falling in love with a hardcore straight edge vegan was not on my bingo card

if she actually ends up with conrad im gonna lose my fucking mind

these middle aged mothers are actually grating to my ears, white liberals please stop

the vibes? immaculate. the writing? wattpad. the main character? insufferable. the love interests? cardboard. and yet i continue. this series has haunted me.

i thought id have trouble relating to the aroace protag as an aroallo, but Rooney is like. my allo side personified. loveless sex.

"I don't feel like a real teenager," I said. "I think I failed at it." — FUCK dude do NOT call my aromantic ass out like that

so many fucking abbreviations

NSA propaganda my beloved

so hard to focus on the story when the most obnoxious teenager alive is playing her tiktoks at full volume at the bus station

HOLY SHIT lex is an incel

never occurred to me that superman was in the red n blue suit when he was a BABY what was the purpose

i had so much hope and its whittling away so quickly