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“And here is where it gets real. The guts of my autobiography. This is the point when other authors would paint themselves in a better light, rather than throw themselves into an X-ray machine.
But there is no light where we’re going. This is your final warning.
𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥."

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“I’m heating up leftovers,” he says. “You hungry?”
“I was just on my way to the kitchen, actually.”
Jeremy walks backward. “It’s pizza.”
“Perfect.” 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢.

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“Have you ever heard of people referred to as Chronics?” he asks “[...] Prone to chronic tragedy. One terrible thing after another”

“You’re terrifying, you know that? Under that bubblegum-and-glitter exterior is the calculating heart of a true tyrant.”
“You love me and my tyranny,” I tease.
Will grins over at me. “Gods help me, but I really do.”

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“I have had hundreds of years to get over any sort of modesty I might have had.”
And then I lean over her so I can whisper in her ear.
“I know I have a big cock.”

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“But Reggie’s expression is soft as she looks at me, and I find myself thinking about other things. Things that aren’t about magic. Things like waking up with Reggie in bed beside me, seeing that bright, sunny smile first thing in the morning. Sharing a day with her. Sharing an evening with her. Companionable, cozy meals like this throughout eternity... And I feel achingly empty in my solitude.”

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“That stance is really the best defense you can muster? No wonder Imogen nearly ripped your arm off.”
“I’m more dangerous than you think,” I flat-out bluster.
“So I see. I’m quaking in my boots.” The corner of his mouth rises into a mocking smirk.

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