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Let’s go lesbians

“Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite, but Ted Bundy was just never that fucking bright.”

Excellent so far

How cool that they mention a tumblr holiday in this famous book!!

Yeah I’m reading this just because of if we were villains, what about it??????

This and dead poets society has officially radicalized me. I’m going full theatre nerd. I am reading Shakespeare. I am casually quoting classics in conversations. I’m being complicit in murder.

I’m going to be so annoying after this oh my god

Rip Jude you would have loved never have I ever on Netflix and a restraining order against Cardan for his creepy paper where he learned the ABC’s with your name

CARDAN IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU PLEASE STOP SPEAKING AND ACTING LIKE A SPOILED TWELVE YEAR OLD !!!! YOU ARE SEVENTEEN OR WHATEVER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SIR!!!! YOU THINK YOU ARE REGINA GEORGE BUT YOU ARE JUST DRACO MALFOY IN BOOK ONE BUT MORE ANNOYING!! YOU ARE THE SIXTH CHILD IN LINE TO THE THRONE BUT ANY SANE KING WOULD BIRTH NEW KIDS AND LET THE INFANTS TAKE OVER INSTEAD OF GIVING BITCHY STUPID YOU A PROMOTION

From what i had heard of cardan before starting this book, I didn’t expect him to be a middle school bully with a tail.

Casually GIVING your “friend” your smart watch has to be the biggest simp behavior I’ve ever read, homegirl is down *bad*

If Ariana doesn’t kill Luis by the end of this book I will

The teacher is disgusting and gross and I want to see him torn apart limb by limb

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