Haley > Recent Status Updates

“You should not have allowed this”
Um excuse me??? Girly was held down and whipped by YOUR right hand man and you’re saying it’s her fault? Booooooooo 🍅

Yoooo this is crazy I hope Macbeth kills them

Having a “what are we” talk after a murder attempt is craaaaazy

Damn 🥺

Girl don’t do it 😭

Ok so I see now how her maddening eyes work now

Ok now I too am crushing on Lisander

Oh word? We crushing on Lisander?

See it is stuff like this that makes me wish this were a romance

I wish she never did the stupid scheme to help Fleance, I am STRESSED for her

Macbeth's response almost makes me wish this story featured different characters. I don't know the source material, but I know there is tragedy in it and I am rooting for Macbeth and Roscille to get along almost too much right now after this scene!

"Roscille consoles herself that most of those who will die are men- and how many of them have their own unwilling, unloved wives at home? How many have forced servant girls, even their own daughters? But one campaign will not end their abuses; the world will always birth more men, and more women for them to claim. It would take power beyond which any human might possess to rearrange the natural order of the world."

"After years of training her to be an ermine, he has pulled a magician's trick and turned her into a pretty bird instead. Yet for months the question has been wheeling like a gyre, ever since the Duke announced her betrothal: Can the canny mind of a weasel exist within a bird's fragile, feathered body?"

I'm sure it's just not in the cards for her, but I hope she and Macbeth work out (I haven't read the original :D)

The torture chamber was boooooooring

“YOU GREAT BOOBY” AS AN INSULT IS FRYING MEEEEE

Erik talking in third person all the time is so cringe omg

I love that Christine is missing and the managers are like “yeah ok…but anyway police evening the missing girl, we were robbed by a ghost of 20,000 francs!” Like fellas, a little perspective if you’d please

Ok wait the coffin bed goes kinda hard

God Christine is really dumb

“When you went in your dressing room, did you not say, ‘Poor Erik?’ Well, Christine, there was a poor Raoul who heard you”

I AM DYING HE IS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA

It’s much harder to root for Raoul in this book than it is in the movie. He is a big whiney baby