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It’s nice to read someone describing Constanta as beautiful since the entire book she only mentions her appearance once or twice in a self-conscious way

“America suited me, despite your Puritanical mores and gross institutional mismanagement. She was brazen and loud and in love with herself, just like me.”

The perspective shift is kinda wild for the epilogue

Bro kiiiiill his ass

Hilarious reference but IF DRACULA DIDN’T END WITH THE HARKERS IN THIS UNIVERSE I’M DYING TO KNOW WHAT BECAME OF THEM

Once again I wish girly had a backbone HE LIED TO YOUR FACE ABOUT ALEXI AND YOU DON’T CARE???????

Girly finally stood up for abbboooout ten seconds. I wish Constanta wasn’t such a doormat 😔

I’m not saying Constanta is dumb…BUT girl if he is ancient enough to sire a vampire (which is something only older vampires can do) what made you think you were his first companion EVER? You hate to see a woman be so silly 😔

“Lying with her made me feel so vibrantly alive. It was almost enough to make me forget that I was already dead.”

“You are half my heart, Constanta. We have our spats, but that will always be true”
I wish my lesbian vampires would stop calling each other sisters, but ok fine. Very good love confession scene.

Girly accidentally hit Magdalena with a “what are we”

Damn she got sister-wived, I hate polyamory 😔

Evil threesome

Bisexual she-witch

Homeboy has the AUDACITY to be like “I’ve never denied you lovers” when he had a two day hissy fit over Constanta making one (1) friend?!? BOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅

A hot new bombshell has entered the villa!

Male manipulator Dracula is worse :(

Dracula the Male Manipulator 😔

“You were the air I breathed and the blood in my nursing cup; I knew nothing else except the strength of your arms and the scent of your hair and the lines of your long white fingers. I lost myself so entirely in charting the contours of my love for you that there wasn’t any room for tracking time. There wasn’t any room to examine the past or future; there was only the eternal now.”

Shiiiiiii

I fear she will be telling the entire book from this weird perspective, a looooong letter to the Vampire who turned her instead of…a normal book pov? Ugh

Not a huuuuuge fan of the writing style so far 👀

JAAAAAMES NOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHHA JAMES RETURNSSSS

The way I’m both relieved and disappointed that James missed his chance to kill Dorian. I hope when he comes back for him it is more poetic or dramatic than a quick shooting in an alley

Minimal pressure and Dorian is leaking like a faucet, he is NOT getting away with this murder for long

Literal blood on his hands in the portrait it craaaaazy