Haley’s Reviews > A Dowry of Blood > Status Update

“Lying with her made me feel so vibrantly alive. It was almost enough to make me forget that I was already dead.”

“You are half my heart, Constanta. We have our spats, but that will always be true”
I wish my lesbian vampires would stop calling each other sisters, but ok fine. Very good love confession scene.

Girly accidentally hit Magdalena with a “what are we”

Damn she got sister-wived, I hate polyamory 😔

Evil threesome

Bisexual she-witch

Homeboy has the AUDACITY to be like “I’ve never denied you lovers” when he had a two day hissy fit over Constanta making one (1) friend?!? BOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅

A hot new bombshell has entered the villa!

Male manipulator Dracula is worse :(