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Oh come on now fangs on his dick ?!3?:!;

Yeah mhm. I don’t know if the split tongue is giving me the ick right now…

Hahahahah it’s giving „the man“ TV- and they are all about to die horrible deaths isn’t that lovely !

Please tell me WHY in the last 10% we’re now getting POVs of characters that had I donno 5 min page time in the whole book

Nah honestly throwing in a smut scene now that ain’t smutting makes me even angrier now I can’t event - just want to skip it finish it and then erase it from my brain and burn in.

Honestly the writing !! It’s like my brain when it doesn’t get enough sleep- oh look there’s something shiny-have to clean the bedroo.. oh have you read this book? Did I turn the oven off? Oh now I remember I am dndkwlxkaöxnxnyjwkwksnsb

Kinda liked it at first although my head keeps screaming MULAN !! Nevermind- I don’t know what it is but we reached the half way mark and I’m starting to drift off… also. German book so stop using fucking „Sir James and Johns and Charles“ kinda names- meh

Have I missed something ? Why is this so shit. Welcome to my first DNF of 2025

I loved book 1 ! But seriously why are you so needy all the sudden ?!?

Ready to DNF. Nah lost all interest what is this shit.

Can someone PLEASE check in on Chloe ?!?

Im glad I never really had a thing for steaks…

Hhahhhhhhaahahah this is soooo funny !!

Seriously Chloe’s writing is just soooooo superior GOD tier!! You’re the only one that can pick me up from my book slump. Pleeeeeeease make it gooooddd !!!

Hahahahahhahahahha this book has me LAUGHING out loud jahajajahahhhahahahah

Also. Publishers please STOP using super pretty covers to lure me into the shittyness of the inside. Thanks

Please dear authors ERASE the word cunt from your vocabulary during a sex !!

How am I still influenced and listen to TikTok !!

Seriously sex on page 5 ? Alreadyyyyyy?? Like what’s the point of the next 350 pages ?!?

Ohhhh yessssssss !!!!

Uhm where can I sign up for THAT game of Twisters pleeeeaseee hahahhahaha. Also not me googling a twister field so I can envision the positions…

Oh and did I say she was a librarian ?! This is what I needed !! This ! A book that fires up my brain cells and explodes in all kinds of colours and emotions. Everything I read been so grey and shit lately

Post apocalyptic world - fighting for survival and she is about to live in a cave with 5 men that hadn’t had sex in over 3 years. What can go wrong hahahahahhahahahahah. Also why am I like hell yeah their cave is better than my lonely cave let’s go follow these strange big men that we just met. But well they did kill for you. Sooooo

Ahhhhhhh. Jh. Christ. Spray me with holy water or I’ll go straight to hell.

Ohh well at least they ask for consent isn’t that great hahahahahahhahah

Uhm wow what the. I don’t know what to say my mouth just hangs open. I’m kinda speechless. Whhaaaatttt am I reading. Do I go all feminist or am I actually kinda looking forward to this ?!? My morals will be questioned. Let’s goooo

Hermine and Snape ?!? How what when why how what ???

Is THIS what it feels like to be you !?!?!? Ahhhhhhh. This book got me GOOD !!

Yup. Basically just gonna read the next 33 hours with my mouth gaping open! Ahhhhhhhhhh

Ahhhhhhh. Im speechless. They did WHAT to the weasleys ?!? This is all gonna feel extra traumatic and shocking cos we are just greeted with all of our childhood heros murdered. Nice.