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the stuff of nightmares

this is so dark and depressing that I'm struggling to get through it. There's no light :(

very plain prose so far but a super compelling story

I subscribe to the socialist model of the wood wide web

Layers and layers of atrocities have been commited upon the Palestinian people.

these kids be crazy

I'm classics-maxing

'O.K.' said Tom. 'How ya keepin' yaself?'
'Full a piss an' vinegar,' said Grampa.

easy reading

- Walking my dog in misty weather.
- Listening to the immersive full-cast audiobook version.
- Genuinely quite stoned.

It's never been more on.

skippy don't die

Making me relive how disgusting and loud and chaotic school was, 10/10

this shit got me full on ugly crying in public aw hell naw

these texans bro

the plot be plotting

IT'S FINALLY HERE

Mary can't catch a break

"If he would not be a stick whirled and whelmed in the stream, he must be the stream itself, all of it, from its source to it's sinking in the sea."

Dano is an immediate fav

I have some hunches about where this plot is going and I hope it subverts my expectations in someway

it's perhaps peak

When a traumatic book has a lighthearted or calm moment you know shits about to get fucked up

I like my grimdark medieval horror with a side of repressed homosexual priests