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Crazy how one of my favorite book experiences this year is reading a grown man opening a bunch of loot boxes.

"Who taught me not to scream" Jesus christ man

Every time I think I've figured out this floor. I read something that confuses me evern more😭

"I think I finally realized why I don’t love you"

insane thing to say to your child😭.

" The Church is not that keen on God, in my experience,’ said Baron Rikard. ‘They think of him much as a lawyer thinks of the law. Something to be got around.’ "

"God belongs to you as much as to me. You can ask whatever you want."
Joar pursed his lips thoughtfully for a long, long time. Then he looked up at the roof, cleared his throat seriously, and Said.
"Okay. Can you stop giving people cancer, you fucking bastard?"

"Ah.”
“Urrrr.”
“Ah.”
“Urrrr.”
“Ah—”
“What?”
“Er…”
“You’re joking!”
“Well…”
“I was just getting started!”
“I did say it’d been a long time—

"They're all scum, these browns. Gurkish, Dagoskan, all the same. Kill-
ers and thieves, the lot of them. Best thing to do is to push them down
and keep them down." Harker scowled out at the baking slum. A thing
smells like shit, and is the colour of shit, the chances are it is shit."

Good ol’ fashioned fantasy racism

"One kiss, that was all. One kiss, and his resolve had leaked away like piss from a broken chamber pot."

bro thinks he's me.

"A good mother cannot depart without her son"

Sorry if you heard a really loud bang, that was just the sound of my jaw hitting the floor.

“One!” said the count mysteriously, his eyes fixed on the corpse, disfigured by so awful a death.

This shit is peak