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like i knew what was going to happen and also it for sure was the right time but also come on man

i should have physical read this oh lawd

johnny depp— [GUNSHOTS]

“hazards, horrors and liabilities” big fan

i’m never gonna escape that goddamn copper salesman am i

hehe i’m in danger (discussing the relationship with god literally right out the gate 😟)

unironically this is sometimes what ocd feels like lmfao

rip girard you would’ve loved (🤨) the current political climate

wow if i got shot because my spy brother didn’t listen to me, he’d be right to go into hiding because i would hunt him down so fast

smooches all around

brook blair strikes again! planning a new writing sample edition

planned on reading all day and then got assigned a pork green chile side quest

“And it’s pathetic, what’s to be seen in your mirror.” faust is fucking ruthless!

brook blair’s influence 😟😔

as someone who hates flies, this chapter was both horrible and fascinating. thanks mary

god if the facts weren’t good i’d have dnf’d this from her jokes by now…