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This book will have you emotional over the darndest things! Like why am I shedding real tears because people are giving away their train conductor hats to a talking Persian cat!!

The infamous shades! Very chic!

Why aren’t there more sassy grandmas in all apocalyptic settings! … Yknow besides obvious reasons

I know Princess Donut got him… but she may need to use her necromancer spell bc I need to get him again. Don’t mess with her majesty!

There’s nothing more refreshing to me than a Ruby Dixon book. And if I was in the apocalypse and came across a dragon shifter that owned and cared for a ton of cats… yeah girl, me too.

Reading this series is sometimes like watching a series of unboxing videos lol

And what kind of achievements do you get for helping two circus outcasts, hellbent on destroying one another, find love?

Lowkey kinda disappointed Carl didn’t choose to be Bigfoot lol

Carl having to deal with the consequences of basically an AI video explicit fanfiction of him and a sadistic orc prince has gotta be like top 5 funniest moments in the book for me

Getting on the hype train

Welp I didn’t expect to cry. Especially not even at 10% in..

For a while I was thinking this was turning into a why choose but now I’m not so sure…

Excited to see the present day iteration of the demon/angel trope! Very 2010…

The Off Campus show is realllyyy good. Highly recommend. I need season 2 ASAP after that cliffhanger. I’m glad I read the books or I would be panicking rn lol.

Victor Frankenstein, I hate you in every universe…

Absolutely loved The Corruption of Hollis Brown, so obviously I’m very excited to be reading this rn… *cue happy dancing*

If they aren’t trying to build a love triangle with Noemi, then Stark’s thoughts are making him out to be strange dude… I’m hoping not. I’m love triangled out.

Hearing the pet name “kitten” used in an evil way is actually kind of wild. Very Prince Charming from Shrek.

Oh I’m INVESTED. Need more of the ancient underwater sea god and the boy who offers him baked goods.

Words cannot begin to describe my excitement to be able to be reading this book rn.

Not me getting an arc for one of my most anticipated reads of the year (Scorpion Deep by CG Drews) one day before the new trailer for the new season of my favorite TV show (IWTV) drops and three days before I go see my favorite band (BTS) on their world tour?! Dare I say life is good right now…?

Well rip my heart out why don’t you

Well. There’s no predicting this one.