Carly > Recent Status Updates

“You’ve reached your monthly listening hours on spotify”
Hey Spotify what if I’m holding on by a thread you ever think about that? No!

Can I just say as someone who is currently working at a nursing facility…the amount of times his dad has eloped/wandered??? The facility would be at fault not the resident with dementia like

Call when you can once a day? While I’m a suspect in my wife’s disappearance? Are you on crack?! But also I’d call once a day to make sure she doesn’t go to the cops about our affair

Libby returned my book and I had to place a hold

Just found out there’s cannibalism in this book #spoilingitformyself because I CANNOT do cannibalism

“1 person is waiting” GET OFF MY NECK!!! The pressure!!! I’m speed running

I really didn’t love this twist

I liked this then I thought it dragged and now I like it again.

I have Chinese food waiting for me at home and now I feel weird about it 😭

Realizing I’ve watched a YouTube video on this guy before

And we always find our way back to cannibalism and making me nauseous

I CANNOT die

Working at a nursing home and hearing about cadavers I’m like 😀

Pausing to eat my burger bc I will throw up if I keep going

Don’t donate me to science

Am I about to meet who I think I’m about to meet

Trudging through this book

Why did everyone think woody Allen was a genius (I know why, I still don’t think Annie hall was a good moviegoer

BUT SHES IN LOVE so it’s fine I get it

Rejecting to hangout at Elvis’s house before he died would’ve followed me forever

Turned into Dracula is crazy