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You had to be there for frenemies at the time

Wendy Williams the killer mentioned

I needed a memoir to help with my funk

I feel like her personal stories should’ve been in the first half and then transition into Marty’s story

Lowkey I would’ve just “fictionalized” the story and published it

Seriously Nick like Amy has a fine tooth comb, you’re using a fucking rack 😭

Nick when Desi’s mom is accusing Amy of murder
👏😈

I would’ve choked her 😭

I like the book a lot but I love the movie

Why does he dad not have a wander guard, do they have no care plan regarding his elopement, is there no elopement list, why does he not have a 1 to 1, why do they get irritated with the family? Call the state!!! I’d be calling MDPH

Flynn loves the word bitch

“You’ve reached your monthly listening hours on spotify”
Hey Spotify what if I’m holding on by a thread you ever think about that? No!

Can I just say as someone who is currently working at a nursing facility…the amount of times his dad has eloped/wandered??? The facility would be at fault not the resident with dementia like

Call when you can once a day? While I’m a suspect in my wife’s disappearance? Are you on crack?! But also I’d call once a day to make sure she doesn’t go to the cops about our affair

Libby returned my book and I had to place a hold

Just found out there’s cannibalism in this book #spoilingitformyself because I CANNOT do cannibalism

“1 person is waiting” GET OFF MY NECK!!! The pressure!!! I’m speed running

I really didn’t love this twist

I liked this then I thought it dragged and now I like it again.

I have Chinese food waiting for me at home and now I feel weird about it 😭

Realizing I’ve watched a YouTube video on this guy before