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Call when you can once a day? While I’m a suspect in my wife’s disappearance? Are you on crack?! But also I’d call once a day to make sure she doesn’t go to the cops about our affair
— Sep 17, 2026 11:07AM
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Carly
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“You’ve reached your monthly listening hours on spotify”
Hey Spotify what if I’m holding on by a thread you ever think about that? No!
— Sep 23, 2026 01:47PM
Hey Spotify what if I’m holding on by a thread you ever think about that? No!
Carly
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Can I just say as someone who is currently working at a nursing facility…the amount of times his dad has eloped/wandered??? The facility would be at fault not the resident with dementia like
— Sep 17, 2026 02:39PM