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Love how out of all the apps I deleted from my phone for my social media break Goodreads was not one of them. ANYWAY, I wanted to giggle so I pulled out old reliable over here. Look, is this in anyway sexy? No. Does it regularly induce my depressive ass into laughter because all I can picture is giant blue "not-Avatar" people thirsting after tiny yappy women? Yes. Yes it does.

Well, thank you Katee Roberts, this is so far adorable.

I always need something good to listen to at the gym and this title leapt out at me! So good thus far!

.....this is such a gorgeous book and cover. I love the concept of Ancient Rome and dragons. Love the imagery of the different cultures.... but then you get to the ship and I'm just 🫣🫣🫣🫣 oh boy. Oh boy. Did I just? Did I buy a---

I'm only halfway through and I'm praying the author can pull this together so this icky feeling can go away because brother I CAN NOT---

-eyes narrow- mkay I'm listening....

Just the deadpan look and 0% fucks left to give "God." Took me out

FUCKING FINALLY

I love Lily. I love Bel. I love Lucifer. I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD FOR SHARKIE

BELLLLLLLLLLLL. You sexy beast. You're such a cute nerd and I'm so glad you're here. This book has been so fun.

"Haunt me sometimes, okay?"

IM FUCKING SNOTTY CRYING AND HAVE BEEN THE WHOLE TIME.

Omg Lily's heaven is literally my own. I'm so jealous.

I think I've just decided listening to nonfiction audiobooks at the gym is just my way of life now

Hey I hate John Green. How dare you make me learn and cry at the same time.

Why do I always listen to these kind of things at the gym....