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I'm going to sue

Lawd let me just finish the book. Just let it be done

The laughter that came from me… when this bull man… Launches into this detailed heartfelt tirade about his supposed cycle and gods and all this shit… Like passionately trying to educate her about anatomy, ritual, and how much of a fucking menace he's gonna be when he gets on his man period... just pages of filthy tirades.... and her ass fell asleep before he even said the second word? I can not do this shit.

Brother, what the fuck am I reading? Hello?

My panic attack baby 💕 my running away from all responsibilities queen ✨ my finding me a hot girlfriend who has a sharp knife and going on a journey sugar dumpling 😘

This books are so dumb and yet they consistently make me laugh. I'm so tired and miserable and can always count on these stupid books to make me bark laugh.

..... leave me alone to my depressive episode. I just want angry small woman (me) and devoted autistic himbo who's sarcastic and a pushover (whoever the fuck this alien is) to be happy. IF I CANT BE DAMN IT LET IT BE THEM

-sighs loudly and rubs temples- you paid money for this. You have to finish it.

Sighs loudly into the abyss😔

Gdi, why do I have to be so stubborn and have to finish everything??

Love how out of all the apps I deleted from my phone for my social media break Goodreads was not one of them. ANYWAY, I wanted to giggle so I pulled out old reliable over here. Look, is this in anyway sexy? No. Does it regularly induce my depressive ass into laughter because all I can picture is giant blue "not-Avatar" people thirsting after tiny yappy women? Yes. Yes it does.

Well, thank you Katee Roberts, this is so far adorable.

I always need something good to listen to at the gym and this title leapt out at me! So good thus far!