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OMG OMG STOP WHAT THE FUCK

people in books fall in love faster than lesbians

if this doesn’t get boring it could take me out of my slump. PRAY!

me and these carmilla retellings I never like

oh so Goodreads finally has sense

alr bro

dammit

me, being presumptuous, practically already wrote my review and then this happens and the shit I said isn't completely accurate anymore. shit

im still wondering why there's so much left

so why is there 140 more pages...

why are they randomly in college😭

how I love when he tells her to stop saying sorry. one of the things that make good girl x bad boy bearable for me

my eye is twitching

omg being in her POV is giving me second hand embarrassment

holy hell I held a grudge against xi in beautiful fiend and said I wouldn’t read his book yet it will be arriving tomorrow. do not believe a word I say

I aspire to have as much patience as my goat marcus

I love marcus bad

I wish I could just acknowledge a book is wattpady and enjoy it anyway. my life would be so much easier

“they cannot class me as a gold digger or bimbo—both terms which men coined to further demean women” please who are you to say that? you’re a woman demeaning a woman for no real reason

why is everyone falling in love so quickly. WHERE ARE THE GOOD BOOKS?!

I hope it's just my trust issues and pierce is actually as sweet as he seems

what’s better than salted pasta water byeee😭

ah men being amused by a woman's interest in another woman. what a classic

omg is she in heat😭

can she shush!? every time I think I’m sort of enjoying myself loren is saying some shit like “I bet girls stumble to get you to look at them” girl cool it

omg why are they making me hate loren and darien

in order for me to like them I need a maevyth and zevander type of relationship

yay im getting kidnapped let me check out my kidnapper

"she's mine" 2 conversations in. is this bound to happen to me?

do I skip or quit?

he calls her pretty baby omg can I die