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OCD, babe.... That's OCD... Girl you need prozac.

Jumping on the bandwagon...

Oh my god this is what it's like talking to my family good LORD

DESERVED.

Oh of COURSE she rewards him for solving a mystery by giving him the hanky panky. With black lacy panties at that!

NO, girl, don't you DARE give a MAN credit for the code YOU solved 😭😭😭 all he did was write down the letters, YOU FIGURED IT OUT??? Why are men like this

Holy written-by-a-man, batman

Holy ableism batman

This is already one of my favorite reads of the year.

God, I love her so so much.

"The Google" i love her

Why the fuck did that need to be in the book

This is some Umbrella Corporation shit.

Okay she describes herself as "holed up like a hobbit" and then says "those dreaded Lord of the Rings movies" girl I will NOT stand for LOTR slander!!! CHANGE YOUR TONE!!!!!

AUTISM. HE IS AUTISM.

"Bianca, where the hell have you been, loca?" OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

Okay that is WEIRDLY similar to my story wtf who knows that aboht me lmao??!?

BALDUCCI?!?!?

NANCY DREW MENTIONED!!!!

Uncomfy with the autism discussions here...

Jesus christ

oh my god

Getting the weirdest pro-life, pro-natalist vibes from this and every time I think "oh maybe it's not that" im hit with more

Wow who would have guessed that this rooted from British imperialism huh. So weird. Shocker.

I am WAITING for the twist to happen because I predicted it ages agooooo.

Kate Alice Marshall I love you so much