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God I hate third act breakups.

Not a big fan of the accidental pregnancy trope… also him asking her to marry him after what… like three months??? The nursery offer was cute but a marriage proposal is a bit much…

I hate that until about the 20% mark every time we hear dash talking about Brice it’s about her „having a great rack“…
Also him calling the cops on her??? What an ass

„And he knew exactly how to prevent her from looking too deeply“ Fox…. What are you thinking…. Don’t you dare

„Hey, scumbag! How about you shut your mouth?” She jabbed a finger at the leader, and his cigarette froze on the way to his mouth. “Mamas don’t bother warning girls about jerks like yourself, because no one would come within ten feet of you. Smelly old ball sac!“

HAHAHAHAH

“Fuck it. I can’t stop.” She milked him with her intimate muscles, and he moaned, pumped harder, rattling the bed beneath them.

Umm what

Reread, still holds up

This conflict is so unnecessary. He bought the house. TALK TO HER. My god.

Thank god

„I’m not rich and I’m not good-looking, but I could make you happy. We could make our own patched-up family.”
My heart broke in half. “Of course you could make me happy. You already do. And you are so good-looking, what are you talking about?“
Awww

But Dallas kept going, kissing me over and over again until he was settled completely over me and in me, skewering my body with his. - no. Just no.

Omg omg Omg. THEY FINALLY KISSED. THANK GOD