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Ew he’s scrubbing her coochie . WITH A SCENTED SOAP I PRESUME?! That sounds like an infection waiting to happen

This book is like boiled chicken.

Maya is so quick to forgive.

Why is Maya apologizing to Sophie. I never liked her and now she’s irritating me. It’s giving high school immaturity in your mid 20’s.

GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it the therapist’s job to point out these flaws so you can address them and improve? Not just “well I know exactly what I’m doing, why I shouldn’t do that, what I can do to fix it, but I want to hurt people instead.” You don’t need therapy, you need to take a trip to the ward

I can’t get past this page! Like wdym on a 3 week break he decides now he is the most emotionally intelligent man and is like, “Yeah.” (Sorry) “Yup. I got stuff to work out and need lots of therapy because went on a date with Maya and slept with someone else.” I’m laughing, cringing, and throwing up!! Like, come one that’s just another point on The Rice Purity Test! Unimpressive.

My new favorite line:
“Yup. Let that sink in for a second. Me in therapy.”
I can’t with this book😂😂

Seriously?! A kiss and a make out?! That’s it?! Brooooooooo!!! Asher said in the beginning that she would need to be bathed in holy water!! This book was dropped in a vat of it.

His is the slowest slow burn. Just kiss already!!

Okay it hasn’t even been 20 pages and we’re getting a refresh of the accident like it never happened? Just get to the good part I’m over this present tense nonsense.

Wait he fucked his nanny?!

Two things:
1. Present tense
2. THE WRITING🤮