"I'd be thinking about checking my pants, to see if I had peed, wondering am I maybe even peeing right now? But I'd surreptitiously check and no, my pants would be dry, even though they felt wet. And then two minutes later, I'd be like, okay, maybe this time I really did pee my pants, and nope, no. I never have pissed my pants, for the record."
— Apr 06, 2026 12:02PM
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