Aiden > Recent Status Updates

“pearlescent liquid” is crazy work lmfao

THE MONSTER IS THE ONE THAT’S THE VIRGIN??? Amazing

“My eyes involuntarily travel to the cloth tied around his waist. I wonder if whatever is hiding underneath is human or monstrous. Would it be rude to ask?” 💀

“I’m sorry I tried to stab you.”

“ Have I really been alone so long that I want to bury my cock in the first thing that comes along? I shake my head, already knowing the answer. One second, I’m debating killing him, the next, I’m contemplating fucking him. “

wait they planned a wedding and scheduled it for less than a month after getting engaged??

i don't get why ellis's mom is lecturing lucky on how ellis's autism makes him "different" right now... lucky has known ellis almost his entire life, for like 15 years, he knows how ellis is and all his little quirks. a 20 minute lecture from his mom felt unnecessary

this book has said "lucky came into my life when we were 10" like 900000000000000000 times so far. ok we get it stfu we know that because the book starts when you're 10, you don't need to proceed to hammer it into our heads a billion times every chapter

how on EARTH is this a romance between lucky and ellis?????????? so far ellis has refused to tell lucky how he feels, will barely even admit it to himself, and lucky has spent all this time fucking other people.

It's cute but so far I'm really bored

“I killed old people? How the fuck had they moved so fast?”


I cackled 💀😭

“His features were timeless, elegant, exactly the way I’d imagine a rich manor owner to look. Except for the fangs, which flashed as he smiled down at me. Those were a surprise.”

“My movements were far too loud in the silence. I felt like I was in a library, about to be scolded by an angry librarian.”


As a librarian, this made me laugh bc modern libraries are NOT quiet (ours is so fucking loud, especially in the mornings) 😭

omg nostalgia 😭

First Alanna, now Ranma 1/2??? (Me too)

“vagina slime” 💀

Alanna of Trebond is one of the first things I remember also making me question my gender too