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“Alcatraz 2.0, where convicted murderers were hunted down by government-sanctioned serial killers for America’s amusement, had been the brainchild of an anonymous television mogul known only as The Postman. When a former reality “star” was elected president of the United States, The Postman had used his clout to sell the federal government on the idea of capital punishment as entertainment.”

Damn fucking asshole omg please tell me she kills him

I love Fallon sm
(Also I fully make up these percentages lmao when I listen to an audiobook I have no idea how far into the book I am bc it doesn’t say so I just put random numbers so that I can give updates on my thoughts of what’s happening)

“I’m not even gay, but-“

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok

Can we ban authors from using the word “sopping” please????

Both main characters are INSUFFERABLE oml

I hope they freeze to death

He only semi-tolerates her when she’s “docile” (his word)

Right right ok so he sucksssssssss

There’s absolutely no fucking way these immature-ass characters are adults, they have to be like 14 max mentally (explicit sex aside, they’re so juvenile it’s not even funny)

Sorry, WHY tf are you turned on???? Motherfucker just threatened to murder (and eat) your dog, then suddenly your nipples are hard bc he called you “baby?” GIRL GET UP MY GOD

What in the everloving fuck is she trying to prove by making eye contact with him while eating a spider????? To prove she’s not scared??? This is so fucking stupid

This is deeply annoying me, do not recommend the audiobook

Joe Arden 🤤

GIRL BLOCK THEM OH MY GOD

CACKLING

I have surgery in 4 hours… wish me luck I’m so fkn scared 😭

I genuinely have no idea how I’m gonna end up rating this bc one moment I’m loving it absolutely 5 stars, then I’m like oof that was super cringe it’ll probably be 2-3 stars, then I’m like ooooo okay that was hot maybe 4 stars, then back to oh ok so that was trying to hard, back to omg YES

Don’t mind these lol I read kids books at the desk at work when we’re slow

Oh this is pissing me off

Not really liking this at all but I’m interested in the mystery and seeing how her revenge/investigation plays out

Okay so one of the mmcs is homophobic/lesbophobic too 🫩

I’d really love if authors could stop writing their adult MMCs with the humor of 13 year olds
(or if they could stop writing their men we’re supposed to swoon over as sexist af)

We’re just gonna ignore this horrible cover

This writing is genuinely painful
What in the shitty Wattpad fanfic…

I’m sorry, I’m supposed to believe these characters are in their late 20s/early 30s????????? They talk like they’re 17 at the absolute MAX

The lack of knowledge of actual sexual sadists from a profiling team is astounding

I typically don’t like miscommunication tropes (if they’re done for angst) but misunderstandings that are FUNNY 10/10 💀

Kira is INSUFFERABLE oh my god

I enjoyed the rest of the series but so far I’m EXTREMELY bored. I think this volume took too long to come out that now idrc at all about the characters or the story