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genuinely so fucking scary i hate it (i love it but I might have to take a Break before I actually have a panic attack lmaoooo)

thalassophobia coming in real hot

sorry karina (therapist) ! romance book boring. I need to feel a profound and inescapable sense of dread

my therapist said maybe I should consume less horror media lmao so this is my attempt at a Light Hearted Festive Read!

really struggling to connect with this. I get the whole cognitive hazard idea but we're really just avoiding the horror to hear this woman think real hard about her fanfic dramas and I Just Dont Care. something eldritch and spooky is happening directly at the same time that I had to read the sentence "I'll ship it twice as hard with more blowjobs"
banging my head against a wall rn dhmu

"let's think about this logically."
"i'd like to panic for a minute if it's all the same to you!"
simon is so fuckin real

uncle earl I adore you

I hate it when a bitch lets out a breath they didn't know they were holding. if I have to read that phrase one more time im gonna mcfreakin lose it

this bitch wearing a cream top and a white skirt? imagine living with no fear like that

I lowkey know im not gonna enjoy this lmao im just the bitch who has to read the book before watching the film. but i don't think im gonna like it and so im not gonna watch the film lol

see this is why I don't enjoy crime novels. they always have cops in them

yes girl his shirts ARE stupid!!! turns out this book has got me in my geoffrey with a g hater era. horror spooky eye stuff sure yes good but mainly fuck geoffrey w a g. hate that guy

i TOLD yall somethings up with this man please go make out with miss alexis

YES GIRL CMON YOU FANCY ALEXIS DONT LET COMPHET TEMPT YOU TOWARDS GEOFFREY WITH A G.... BE GAY DO CRIMES

oh he's reading chimamanda ngozi adichie and wearing wire rimmed glasses??? girl get this boy a matcha and he'll win at the performative male contest. please ji-won run a mile jump a stile

no bitch I do not trust performative white saviour geoffrey with a g. run my girl

tore through nearly half of this in one evening. its tropey as all hell but God is it compelling

chef's kiss x1000000000

yes. Yes. YES

one story in and im gagged and goopee

they found a KILO of weed in this kids locker??? i know it was the seventies but goddamn. a whole KILOGRAM??

I will be amazed if I survive this chapter. what do you mean ONE chapter in this audiobook is nearly two fucking hours long

did george know how deeply homoerotic this heterosexual relationship is??? talkin bout 'i wish we didn't have to hide' this is shit gay as hell

love to see Pneumatic Tubes Sci Fi. one of my favourite sci fi flavours

HOLE MENTION!!!!!! FINALLY A FUCKING HOLE MENTION!!!!

still no hole :/