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Have I ever said that I'd like to DNF an Abby Jimenez book? Cause I'd like to DNF this one. I just feel like Larissa is... I don't like what she's doing

Alright. We've made it to chapter thirty-five. No time for miscommunication, pregnancies or third act breakups. Let's keep the good vibes going

Alright now... I'm ready to see what's going on with Aunt Daisy, Nathan and William.

"She couldn’t help but smile at his complete sentence with proper punctuation and everything. Elliot never sent a ‘u up’ text."

Cause we like that in a man. Lord, send me an intellect

Ok. So Elliot's brother will be coming into town to help. Cutesy! But can we PLEASE get some closure on this look alike photograph of Daisy and Elliot.

Please don't hunch on him while he's inebriated.

I really need to know why the people in the picture look like them.

Now I'm overly irritated. Elliot, if you know you can't be a just sex person, then don't be a just sex person. Cause down the line she's going to register it as you wanted just sex when she's the one that said she can't do another relationship, and you're already in love with her and want a relationship. I'm overly irritated for you.

I feel as if I'm taking too long to read this book.

Ok. I'm tied of them calling each other for boyfriend/girlfriend. This is a cute story so far.

Normally I'd say they're being idiots thinking they'll never fall in love again, but I get it wholeheartedly. Because same.

What lore is behind the flower shop being historical?

November? Daisy November Scott

Elliot's mom is a little overbearing.

Well, Iris thinks Daisy should fake date Elliot.

Definitely like Daisy and Elliot. I hope it stays that way.

Ok. Fake dating. A divorced man and a dumped fiance. Should be cutesy.

And yes, she did have an ex-husband and an ex-fiancé, but there was no way her own unlucky love life was somehow rubbing off on to other people, right? That would be crazy.

Oh she's me.

He liked to climb up onto the kitchen counter to surf for snacks, so I had to move all the bar stools, and he had an insatiable prey drive that he liked to use to bring me dead things.

Absolutely not

I really like Chris.

Twilight reference? Ick

Kiss the girl!!

I wonder what’s in this box? I also wonder why Graham and Submit never met. Odd, I might say.

1) Loved the opening with “The truth is frequently ambiguous, but it is still more dependable than a lie.”

2) I hate that back in 1858 you couldn’t prove you didn’t have sexual relations with people. How are you gonna walk yourself into a gentleman’s club and accuse a man of being the father of your twins? He didn’t even know her.

I’ m not surprised that it took me so long to make the connection between the man at the ball and Lazlo.

Huh?

"By all means, Lazlo, do overstay your welcome"

I do like the beach sarcasm.

A Henley shirt? You like Ali Hazelwood books, don't you?

I didn’t know which spot on my body was warmest right now: my chest as the brown liquor seeped through it, the shoulder that Ricky’s massively warm hand was now caressing, or my sweet spot which had started to thrum like the bass line from Beyoncé’s “Green Light” the moment we’d tumbled onto this couch.

MY SOOOOOOOOONG

“So you want me to pretend like you don’t have bitches?” I challenged, Amir sitting up a little more to argue, “I don’t have bitches.” “Okay, women. Sorry.”

“The only person I’m fuckin’ on is you though, and you know that.” I did know that.

🙄I'm just always disgusted by men.