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I’ m not surprised that it took me so long to make the connection between the man at the ball and Lazlo.

Huh?

"By all means, Lazlo, do overstay your welcome"

I do like the beach sarcasm.

A Henley shirt? You like Ali Hazelwood books, don't you?

I didn’t know which spot on my body was warmest right now: my chest as the brown liquor seeped through it, the shoulder that Ricky’s massively warm hand was now caressing, or my sweet spot which had started to thrum like the bass line from Beyoncé’s “Green Light” the moment we’d tumbled onto this couch.

MY SOOOOOOOOONG

“So you want me to pretend like you don’t have bitches?” I challenged, Amir sitting up a little more to argue, “I don’t have bitches.” “Okay, women. Sorry.”

“The only person I’m fuckin’ on is you though, and you know that.” I did know that.

🙄I'm just always disgusted by men.

Candy Cane Cottages is an ok name. But I wish it would've just been "Kringle's Cottages" so each cottage could be a different Christmas theme. I'd love a Gingerbread cottage or one that reminds you of Christmas in New York.

Max had a terrible plan from the start, now he's falling for Betty.

Well... I don't like that they're trying to build a tree farm. But I like Max

You know what, I'm glad this is fiction. Cause Granny... I had a mean ex husband and he's still walking this Earth

“I think I’ve just hit the age where I get why people are so excited to win appliances on game shows.”

Promise I understand

Granny is dying? I might not be able to read this.

He was different this afternoon. Lighter somehow. More Mr. Bingley and less Mr. Darcy.

Love a Pride & Prejudice insert.

So far so great. Love Adrian. Hate that girl was married. Like Vanessa. Hate she might have ALS.

Chapter 31
He bought a very big ring

Misery Business by Paramore?!
Whooooaaaaaaaa

A monogamous relationship. How beautiful.

Electric Love MY SOOOOOOOONG

Their in person meet cute is so cute. And the first date, so peachy

I'm on Chapter 7. I like the banter and chemistry between Sloan and Jason.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT'S BRANDON

I'm only on chapter 26? ...Abby, this book is tiring. They could've talked about her endometriosis by now. Josh would understand.

Miscommunication has entered the chat. Chapter 17 by the way.

It's rare I like the FMC and MMC. But I truly like Kristen and Josh. I'm not ready for Kristen's boyfriend to make his debut

Kristen is feisty. Josh is witty.

Oh I hate that. The other scout must’ve taken their picture. But that’s not the way to make someone want to come to your record label. Especially when it seems like Sawyer doesn’t even want to be famous for real.

"He slides my panties to the side again, pressing the head of his dick to my entrance."

Because I HATE, and I do mean LOATHE ENTIRELY when authors say "his length, girth, etc" and words like "hilt, cunt, etc " This was direct and to the point.

Hunching already? What happened to possibly becoming his boss?

My dad had always been my rock. It seems wild to me that, for some little girls, their dads were the first man to purposely break their hearts.