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This MF broke his curse in the second book… Sort of, and we’re still carrying the storyline in book 5? Just have him stop being a little bitch and break this thing already goddamn.!!

Hold the fuck up!!!! 700 pages.... BRUH!! And still two books to go???

She’s really gonna drag this shit out…. Like bruuuuuh - and WHY do they make the men assholes when they get mad - Sir, don’t fucking yell at ME cause you’re pissed!

Aaaaah!!!! I know who topped and who bottomed!!!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

The fucking cliffhanger of book 3 and the opening of book 4 is wild and I just got answers upon answers and of course 80 more questions behind it lol

Filler, filler, filler - boring boring boring then all of the sudden all fucking hell breaks loose and I’m up till 3 am saying one more chapter… FML

“Stop talking in riddles, and actually give me some answers.

You got some fucking nerve writing this MF line!!!!

“Isn’t she absolutely perfect, Ez?” Farron gasps. “Just look at her.”

“I am,” Ezryn says. “Put her legs over your shoulders.”

“What—” I begin, but my voice cuts off as Ezryn moves toward us with swift, deliberate steps.

“You’ll be able to get even deeper,” he growls.

At least we’re starting this one off right! 😏😏

OMGGGGGG WE HAVE TWO !!!!!! TWO DICKS!!!! Shit is getting REAL!!!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN….WE HAVE SOME DICK!!!! This is not a drill…. SHES FINALLY GETTING A PROPER FUCK!!

It’s still not who I wanted to be first buuut it’s who I originally thought it would be… maybe… she’s fucked me over before….

Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!! Every fucking man has had the opportunity to fuck this woman and EVERY SINGLE ONE has stopped…. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! This bitch needs a dick ASAFP!!!

OMFG!!!! NOT A SINGLE QUESTION ANSWERED!! NO FUCKING AND THIS WOMAN IS COCKBLOCKED AROUND EVERY FUCKING CORNER!!!!! Grrrrrrrr

OMFGGGGGGG I ACCEPTED IT!!!! I was ok and this bitch cock blocks me AGAIN!!!!!!! AGAINNNN!!! I can’t take much more of this man…

Ughhhhh nooooooo not himmmmmm!!!! 😭😭😭

JFC - if someone doesn’t fuck this chick soon - I will. God damn. The blue balls I have right now!!!

ok new theory, maybe she's only his mate but they are boned some how aaaaaaad the bro's get fixed through their mate match???? I'm so fucking blown by this.....

Each of them have fucking demons galore and there are seven goddamn books… Does each book focus on one of these fools?

I swear before God and all that is holy… If I don’t find out in the next few chapters, what this fucking bargain is between these two… I’m going to lose my shit!!

Ended book 1 with no fucking questions answered except 1….ONE!!!!! No one fucked the FMC and I got the biggest fucking edging scene EVERRRR. But there was some hot AF mm sooooo yep… immediately into book two! IMMEDIATELY!!

Maaaaaan this plot is PLOTTINGGGGG and it’s destroying me to not read ahead!!! I need to knoooowwwwww

Booooooo

Omfg will Kel be get first???? Ez will be the last but I totally thought F would be #1 - god the suspense is killing me… Sidenote, this audio is just panty drenching!!!! 💦💦💦

OK, if the issue with Kel is what I think it is he’s officially my fucking favorite

Ugh… this thing with Kel is killing me…. I wanna read ahead sooooo bad …

FIVE MEN????? Oooohhhh this is YUMMYYYYY

Omgggg spying on someone then falling in the room getting caught is fucking hilarious!!!

Ahhhhhhhh! MM!!!!! There is MM!!!!! Aaaahhhhh!!!!!

Wait!!! Is this a beauty and the beast retelling????? Crazy dad… handsome asshole… book store girl… it’s feeling very “spell on the castle” right now…

“I’ve traveled around the world. led an army into battle on dragonback, seduced a vicious Mafia boss, and journeyed back in time to fall in love with everyone from Vikings to the Knights of the Round Table. I’ve lived a thousand lives. Too bad my real life fucking sucks. I sigh and close the book I’ve been reading.”

I’m. Fucking. Dead!!!! Hahahahahahahaha