Ms. Dess’s Reviews > Death's Bride > Status Update

“Relax, Victor, my taste in partners is far more…complex than what your little mouse can provide,” Pyotr adds, giving Penelope a wink.

Ohhhhh Pytor…..do tell!!!! 😏😏😏

Red-hot jealousy runs through me at the thought of Penelope Everly with another man. Anger and pain in equal measures swirl in my gut. But, there’s something else there, too. A feeling of curiosity which I wish not to explore.

PLEASE!!!! Explore the FUCK out of this!!!!!!! For the love of all that is holy and pure!!!

“You do not have to—” My words are choked off as she licks another slow trail along the other side, from tip to base. “Dash it all. Do not stop, please.”

Smutty and proper all at once… it’s hilarious 😂

“Bugger,” Victor snaps next to me as he tenses. This being the first time I’ve heard him curse, I am equal parts stunned and amused.

I’m. Fucking. Dyingggggggg… I’m trying soooo hard to read this fucker😭😭😭

He pulls back, staring down at me with such intensity, I fear I may melt like ice beneath the sun.

The struggle is fucking REAL!!! 😭😭

“Hell’s bells!” I snap, dropping my pen onto the wooden surface in frustration. “Blasted, wretched⁠—”

I’m starting to lose my shit…. 😒😒

Why is this man molesting get under false pretenses every time he happens upon her in a hallway or the woods? Lololol

oh god ... and "wagtail" is harsh to make one gasp... I'm talking like whole ass clutching pearls and shit.... siiiiiigh

UGH - "Trollops" "Wagtails" "Joskin" - This is definitely new territory for Lo - I'm not into historical romance at all... the struggle is REAL!!!

This is written in a really interesting cadence and I'm struggling...