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Bruh this is a drag

Absolutely adorable ☺️

We stood around a few short Caucasian guys who wore their caps backward, careful not to get their necks sunburned, indoors, at night.

Omg 😭

2 ⭐️ the to-do list, lark Taylor - you can’t tell me that Zack avoided Archie for SIX MONTHS just because he discovered he had a crush on him. They have sex and say they’re going to be end-game for each other in one night. Insta lust who?

1 ⭐️ all shook up, Sebastian sharpe - this is a combination of young royals, heartstopper, and red white and royal blue. I’m really conflicted on this one. I enjoyed the plot at times but I cannot, in good conscience, rate this any higher after Jack cheated on Oliver. They were separated for 9 years, and jack told Oliver to wait for him, but alas, he didn’t. The disgust I have outweighs any intrigue I feel.

2.5 ⭐️ smoke and holes, Cora rose - this is part of Lily maynes short story, which was a delightful surprise. I was initially going to 5 star this, but then it ended without a HEA. What the heck?? I still don’t know if Rowan is a demon or the devil or what. So many unanswered questions.

4.5 ⭐️ rookie moves, Jodie Oliver - this was actually really well developed for a short story, and although I tend to shy away from sports romances, I was cheering for Colby and Tyler the whole time. The hockey aspect was quite accurate and the HEA was oh so sweet.

0 ⭐️ the holidate rescue, Dianna Roman - DNF. NOPE. NOPE. GROSS. SO GROSS. MC2 kisses his bosses niece on the mouth to thank her for getting him the job. We’re told he kissed the office secretary, then told her he “owed her a baby” for getting him the job. This isn’t cute or funny. Dianna Roman has a history of writing grossly misogynistic characters. What the actual fuck was she thinking writing this??

3 ⭐️ winter blues, Nicole dykes - this was cute, if a little unrealistic. They went from hating each other to dating so quickly that it was jarring. Not rly a strong HEA, but I guess that’s the theme in most of these books.

3 ⭐️ Christmas pipe dreams, lark Taylor - cute and short story about a plumber and coffee shop Barista. Both MC’s were bumbling awkward fools, constantly shaking like chihuahuas and tripping over themselves. The sex scene was a tad awkward and came out of nowhere.

2.5 ⭐️ snowdrifts and secrets, A.M. Johnson - too insta lusty. They get in a car crash then confess their love for each other then share hand jobs. That’s usually not someone’s typical reaction to veering off a road.

2 ⭐️ Merry scroogemas, Kiki Clark - grammar errors, no HEA, lust at first sight (no literally Ashley crushes on West while he’s unconscious after a car accident, talking abt his pretty lips)🤦‍♀️ the night they meet west touches Ashley’s dick(while he’s sleeping so it’s ok) 🙄 author has full length novel coming out in 2025 of them. West never notices Ashley’s prosthetic, which was weird??

4.75 ⭐️ Texas snow, Kelly fox - NEW AUTHOR ALERT NEW AUTHOR ALERT. this was hot affff. 🫦 My only complaint is that they got together too quickly and the way Raff casually killed his lovers cousin was bizarre

“Did you wash your ass?” “You could eat a four-course meal off my ass.” “Excellent.”

3.75 ⭐️ the room I paid for, crea reitan- aww this was really sweet. I like how both MC’s acted like mature adults. There was too much info about one MC’s wife which I found unnecessary and it was too fast paced(they fuck within 24 of meeting) author also projected herself into the book too much. This was one of the longest ones so far.

They also made cum cookies… don’t even ask…

3.5 ⭐️ if I had the chance, EM Lindsey - THERE WAS NO SPICE IN HERE IM SO CONFUSED. LIKE IM NOT COMPLAINING BUT ITS EM LINDSEY!! And there’s no full length novel for these characters as far as I’m aware. It’s a prequel to the beginnings of always series tho.

As far as the story itself, I was a bit confused. It felt like I was thrown into the 3rd book in a series. The mc’s already know each other

4 ⭐️ always been me, Charlie Novak - this was really cute!! I LOVE ME a feral possessive man with a little twink. I do think it was too fast paced- the epilogue set ten years in the future was quite jarring but regardless very wholesome.

5 ⭐️ demon in the sheets, Lily Mayne - just as I’m about to die from these boring ass pretentious books, LILY MAYNE SWOOPS IN AND SAVES THE DAY. I NEED A FULL LENGTH NOVEL OF EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN HERE (even the little old ladies). YOU HAVE MY HEART LILY MAYNE 💝

3 ⭐️ tucson too late, sundae leighton - it is CRUELLLL for the author to write half a story then finish it off IN A SECOND BOOK. WTF WAS THAT.

As far as the story itself the characters were a disaster and Asher’s character blew hot and cold. Possessive and growly one second, sobbing and whining another second. Cmon pick a personality, man

3.5 ⭐️ until we kiss, Loren Leigh - by far the angstiest and longest story so far. This was actually depressing at times. Theo is having a menty b after having knee surgery and not being able to play football anymore. I’d be interested in a second book about them.

1.5 ⭐️ cherry picking, Becca Jackson - honestly it grossed me out and I felt like Noah was taking advantage of Patrick a little bit. I also don’t like knowing that a MC is getting paid to have sex with the entire campus. He’s just so relaxed about it. I did DNF like halfway through cause I just couldn’t handle it anymore.

3 ⭐️ the new guy, Nicole dykes - this was really bittersweet, although it read like a ya novel. The mc’s are high school seniors. I guess if you took out the spicy scenes it would be ya.

2.5 ⭐️ cherry ice, Addison beck - it’s not often we get a nerd/nerd mm romance. It’s cute but pretty unrealistic.

1 ⭐️ - picking you, t. Ashleigh.This was so, so bad. Like atrociously bad. Don’t you hate when you’re rooting for the wrong people to get together? The MC’s talk in a very snarky, I-know-it-all attitude. They’re sloppy and have no manners. After knowing each other for a couple hours, Ken reveals he’s a virgin, Fin is absolutely flabbergasted, then asks “do u want to have sex?” THEYRE 18.

Eh. I’ve had better taboo smut

I am STRUGGLING not to dnf this 😦

Jesus Christ this book is long

There we go, babes 😘 💋

AMBROSE MY BBG 🥰 🥹

For some reason I keep thinking of villain-con from minions whenever I see this title