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"Ambassador, with all due respect, you've just had a heart attack in the bed of a male pornstar half your age who also happens to have ties to a religious cult.'
yeah hate when that happens tbh

AHHHHH i hate it when characters make obvious mistakes, like why are you even doing that???
think about it for a minute, this is just dumb, something is gonna happen to him and i don't want that
AHHHHH I'M SCARED

the WHOLE time i thought he was just adopted or something and suddenly he just casually drops the bomb that he was kidnapped (while visiting his dad who kidnapped him) like huh
he was just like yeah we're (him and the love interest) gonna visit my dad in prison cause he kidnapped me
like guys do you wanna talk about that??? the love interest didn't even ask about it

i heard clark kent glasses and i'm definitely more happy now

okay okay i need to yap for a second. WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING, FIRST THE AUTHOR JUMPED ME WITH A PREGNANT EX AND NOW HE'S BASICALLY REVENGE FUCKING HIM. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

THEY KISSED! LET'S GO LET'S FUCKING GO
i'm still scared tho, hope they survive

i'm soooo jealous right now, like how can he be so freaking smart and observant ahhhh i wanna have that skill too

"Because i should be thinking about Anna. About what this would do to her. What it could do to our relationship - our impending marriage in a few short months. But i'm not thinking about her. I can't right now."
can you PLEASE stop cheating on your fiancée, this is so not okay

you do know that's cheating right

well this shit is making me cry again

"The way i had to pretend not to notice anything, like i was fine and this was fine and everything was fine, because what would he do if he knew that i knew what he did?"

"Because if he could do something like that, what else was he capable of?"

i hope the next time you'll see him you'll kick his balls.
AND IF HE'S NOT IN JAIL BY THE END OF THIS BOOK I'M GONNA CRY

this is so fucked up and i just want to die
(this is exactly what i needed)

SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE

this reminded me why i don't like to read mf books because please don't talk about my girl like that tf?

they better leave him the frick alone or else, nah this is making me want to scream BECAUSE WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING TO HIM

this is so much fun i can't

this is not it

no because WHY is he EIGHTEEN, that's too damn young

beau i am so incredibly disappointed in you
i feel so bad for max, he's just a little cutie

this is too cute i can't

"It's fuck o'clock."
basically what this book is about

this is so bad it makes me wanna shoot myself

why are they so freaky help

nah i'm already angry

"... he reaches over and pull my shirt sleeves up. His breath comes out on a shaky exhale at finding nothing there.
He has no idea how hard that was. I did it for him."

i'm not crying no

magnus could you pleaseeeee just go away ahhhhhhh

ew