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I’m scared why is this is so realistic
Down to me doing my 3 step Clinique routine and it being named dropped in this book to the exact step
Divine timing is something else

Jess :
“He’s coming straight for me, the guy in the parka. He’s lifting his arm. The metal of the blade gleams again. Shit. I’m about to turn and run- get a few yards on him at least-
But wait, no, no … I can see now that the thing in his hand isn’t a blade. It’s an iPhone, in a metallic case. I let out a big breath…”

I know you haven’t responded to my emails or texts in weeks but as my mum always says: god loves a trier.

“I watch the young white people dance badly to the bloated old racist’s music while i wait to get served. This is a white-as-fuck club, and I like… know I’m white, but there’s just a lot of white people White-People-ing in a very small area, it’s like very, very densely packed mayo, you know?” (On Morissey)

Just had to pay Spotify $12.99 for ten more hours of audiobook listening so i could keep listening to David Lynch’s voice while tears stream down my face

😴 ….