Kelley’s Reviews > Boy Parts > Status Update

I know you haven’t responded to my emails or texts in weeks but as my mum always says: god loves a trier.

“I watch the young white people dance badly to the bloated old racist’s music while i wait to get served. This is a white-as-fuck club, and I like… know I’m white, but there’s just a lot of white people White-People-ing in a very small area, it’s like very, very densely packed mayo, you know?” (On Morissey)