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I used chatGPT to summarise the prologue because it was doing my head in. Sue me.

Pray for me

Chapter 9 - Why do people queue for brunch?
Is it FOMO? or is it the thought of scarcity? Or is it a bit of column A and a bit of column B?
Chapter 10 - What's like to have Tourette's?
It makes for a complicated life, that's for sure.
Chapter 11 - Can we learn the art of conversation
This chapter was VERY neurotypically coded

Chapter 7: What is Diwali?
A five day religious festival

Chapter 8: What is vertigo?
More than dizziness apparently. I couldn't stop thinking about the condition that makes you HEAR your eyeballs move

Really not vibing with this

Chapter 5: What's pickleball?

A game invented by two bored guys and is now taking the world by storm

Chapter 6: Why is public speaking so scary?

We worry that people hate us

Thank the Light for all the Mat action. I've managed to smash out a huge chunk of this book today

I've just started. Thoughts and prayers would be appreciated at this point

Chapter 4: is the moon for sale?
No. But some guy in America put in a land claim which probably won't hold up in court

Chapter 3: Does handwriting still matter?
thank you for asking! Yes it does

The struggle is real. For me, not the characters

Chapter 2 - Budgie Smugglers. Did John Clarke really coin this term?!?

My current 'in between books' book.
Chapter one: rogue waves OR why RobotAlice will never get in a boat again

almost there!

Rand, for the love of the Light would you listen to the people around you?!?

Rand has turned up and my desire to continue reading has dropped alarmingly

I have read a lot but not much seems to have happened. Faile is doing some shady shit so that is at least something

RJ has just introduced NEW CHARACTERS
Lord have mercy on my soul
But worse than that apparently Mat who HAD A BUILDING FALL ON HIM AT THE END OF THE LAST BOOK is apparently not in this book FFS

Edie, when you get to this point, I will tell you my prediction on this book ends

I do not trust this Marsten House

I wish I didn't have to leave the house today. I could sit and read this book all day if left to my own devices

If my calculations are correct, I think this book has only covered two months of actual time. RJ really needed an editor

Nothing better stand between Lan and Nynaeve. NOTHING