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yes I am reading this bc of Hudson Williams, sorry for being down bad for the prince of wasia

had to skip a good twenty pages, yes you read that right TWENTY pages of smut. It’s like miss author discovered the concept of sex for the first time in her life and decided to write the cringiest dirty talk one liners known to mankind.

May god forgive her for writing this shit and putting it out into the world

the switch from nonchalant male to fake male yearner pmo

did Elena Armas expect non spanish speakers to google translate the 500 spanish sentences in every page like girl your characters are so annoying icba enough

why are fictional men always written as sexy and mysterious, where have all the sexy yet funny men gone??? nonchalant men are BORING

personally I’d never go for a friend’s sloppy seconds but also never trust a bitch with the name Penelope

I know what you did last summer tease but make it New Year’s, how original…

The stupid, reckless situations the main character gets into is absolutely ridiculous and so unrealistic, my blood pressure rises with every page…

Oh look I’m a white woman writing about a white blonde teenager (self-insert character), I’m so different from the other girls, I’m soo not racist because I try to get with an Indian boy, I definitely DON’T fetishise people of colour, wow what an amazing pairing, sooo different, sooo unexplored, uncharted waters, amazing, never been done before!!!!