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the Patrochilles mention… why not just take a stake and stab me through the heart

wish I could unread how the minotaur was made

this is the first time in my life witnessing an adaptation being 95% accurate with the book down to the dialogues

didn’t want to believe it when everyone said Rachel wrote Shane so poorly but they’re right, he’s literally just there to serves Ilya’s character arc omg

reading this as I participate in the Rachel Reid whackings online… duality

every page is so buzzy fr

17yo Ilya calling Shane a “Canadian pretender” oh baby you will never know a life without that pretender ever again…

why was the whole trip to Malaysia scene excluded from the movie??? Once again Jon M Chu you will PAY for your crimes

also Kevin Kwan NEVER write bahasa malaysia again

The fact that Eleanor is barely in the book or did anything memorable so far

I’d blame the movie for over inflating her character but the movie is far more interesting than the book has been…

and why was Nick’s father COMPLETELY ABSENT in the movie??? Jon M Chu couldn’t find a chinese/wasian dilf???

the switching of povs in every single chapter is hurting my poor brain

either Kevin Kwan has been so americanised that he’s out of touch from Singaporean culture or Singaporeans actually use the term “alamak” wrong but the constant wrong and over usage of it keeps annoying the hell out of me, Malaysians would just say “haiyah” instead and this is why we’re superior

Nick is lucky Henry Golding was so charming that I looked past Nick’s red flags in the movie. Reading his thoughts here and realising he’s a naive dumb bitch who can’t even protect his girl from the vultures

90% of what I’ve read so far are just adjectives trying to describe fancy lavish items that I don’t give a damn about and overusing the word “alamak” in every possible sentence. The plot has barely moved…

this is how I find out that Singaporeans love using the term “alamak” how ironic when they can’t speak malay for shit

yes I am reading this bc of Hudson Williams, sorry for being down bad for the prince of wasia

had to skip a good twenty pages, yes you read that right TWENTY pages of smut. It’s like miss author discovered the concept of sex for the first time in her life and decided to write the cringiest dirty talk one liners known to mankind.

May god forgive her for writing this shit and putting it out into the world

the switch from nonchalant male to fake male yearner pmo

did Elena Armas expect non spanish speakers to google translate the 500 spanish sentences in every page like girl your characters are so annoying icba enough

why are fictional men always written as sexy and mysterious, where have all the sexy yet funny men gone??? nonchalant men are BORING

personally I’d never go for a friend’s sloppy seconds but also never trust a bitch with the name Penelope

I know what you did last summer tease but make it New Year’s, how original…