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Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste 🙂‍↕️

The crux migration is kind of like like when the generational cicada brood rolls through the east coast

An entire Jameson chapter is crazy. I don’t care

I have never been so excited to be almost finished with a book

Oh Charlotte Bronte don’t make that face! Initial thoughts are Catherine is my darling faildaughter and I’d protect her with my life and Isabella is fake and a clout demon.

Also Henry is really doing it for me. “Now we shall soon be acquainted, as I am authorized to tease you on this subject whenever we meet, and nothing in the world advances intimacy so much.” Like come onnnn

Is Tolstoy an incel? Discuss.

Another chapter about mowing grass? Aw babe, you shouldn’t have.

i have a lot of thoughts and i need to write them down

AHHHHHH

I think I know where this is going and I’m sick to my stomach omg. These white men are dangerous!!

I started crying six pages in

It’s like lord of the rings the way we’re still trying to get from location 1 to location 2

If I say Rebecca Yarros writes like she’s trying to hit a word count on a school assignment, are y’all gonna come for me