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if Fiona isn't Raven I'm done with this

Raisa is so great whenever she focuses on something that isn't a boy -immediate danger, responsibility, discrimination, whatever. Just... babe... please... can you maybe look at a boy without wanting to fuck him then and there once in a while? I know this is all because of your upbringing/social conditioning, but... I'm so tired...

Bitch I'm begging...... you don't need to make every guy and gal love each other... platonic 👏 relationships 👏 are just 👏 if not more 👏 valid 👏 I'm so tired

Actually way more educational than I thought it would be

Adam Parrish is so deliciously layered everyone else seems like a cardboard cutout next to him. Like a stone next to a pile of pink diamonds. My child.

why the hell am I falling asleep every few pages? it's not as good as the first book but it's still kinda interesting I think?? why am I bored?

"What was Poland like?"/"Prettier than you think"
That was... very diplomatic. And probably true, considering most people think of walls of concrete / Russia lite.

I feel like Im the only one not aboard the Adam/Ronan train. I can hardly remember them interacting in the previous books. Tbh I'd rather have either of them with Gansey. Polygamy is underrated

Ive only started reading this series beacuse this title couldnt get out of my head. So have a bonus star for that. Blue Lily. Lily Blue. Biggus Dickus. Dickus Biggus.

"He had left a dirty pot in the sink at his home back in Massachusetts, and he would think about it forever." // I think Im a little in love with Mr Gray.

"Oh, help, she thought. Help, help, help." // I think Im in love with Blue.

Gansey is somehow my least favourite. I like my sons troubled and or dead. Way too much car stuff is happening rn and I cant bring myself to care.

“I refuse to participate in a ceremony that doesn’t, like, allow equal spiritual privileges to women,” she said. // your casual sexism is noted, Maggie, but could you, like, chill?

The style is a little clumsy. Some of the comparisons are unreasonably flowery and it throws you off a little, like a stone on a muddy forest path. Oh. Whoops!

I really like Sazed's plot this time around. and anyway, Sandy must have had a loooot of fun with making up all those religions, he reminds me of my middle school self - it was my favourite part of creating a world for my stories, right after choosing names for the characters.

oh my god this is Dumbledore and Harry how could I not notice????? I think the reason I hate Ged and like Dumbledore is becuase Dumbledore was enigmatic from the beginning and it was part of his charm, but I still remember Ged as the fun and flawed protagonist of the first book and now he's just watered down Ogion.

Ged, you're so full of shit.

This audiobook and PokeGo make for a lovely duet until I startle someone by laughing out loud for seemingly no reason. Excuse you, Im just here listening to a remarkable scientist / the devil himself singing crude songs!

this would have been easier to read if the equation that fairytales=sleep wasn't carved into my mind.

he noise you must be hearing right now is me weeping over Mistborn Elend. he used to be such a fun poli-sci nerd why u gotta be like this Sandy

I dont want any heaven that doesnt have Dawkins in it.

I absolutely LOVE the way he uses words to convey what he wants to say so simply and elegantly. His dry and morbid sense of humor suits me as well. I really should have ignored his fanbase and found out more about him sooner.

way way better than Grimm bros'. omfg.

Świr, light of my life.

I call this 'research' but I'm having so much fun reading fairy tales it should be illegal. It's free to download btw!

I don't think this is the kind of book I'm in the mood for.

Come on come ooooonnnnnnn we all know what's gonna happen let it happen what's taking the kolossi so long