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it’s like i’m a glutton for suffering

mans has been living in delulu land in his head for so long he’s forgotten how to interact with society and become a belligerent boar 🙄

esh!!! yes Michael is a dick and too pushy with Francesca. idc if it’s been years since John’s death, she’s allowed however much time needed to grieve him. but then in that case she shouldn’t have put herself on the marriage market and strung Michael along indefinitely by continually sleeping with him while waffling on her emotions. it’s yes, i’ll marry u or no, i won’t marry u 😪 pick one!!!

Bridgerton dudes woo a woman in a normal manner challenge: impossible

Bridgerton men 🤝🏻 boorish behavior when girlies hurt their feelings

🙄

“one innocent nipple” as opposed to a guilty nipple??

oh…is Michael the type that’s mean to his crush to hide his feelings…😒

AND he hates his own kids?? That he can’t even be bothered to parent and then wonders why they’re such demons?? BROOOO

So let me get this straight: this guy is
•poor / low station
•has children
•a shitty attitude towards women

Why the fuck would anyone wanna marry him?? I wouldn’t do it even if I was a maid 😩💀

the condescension & incel vibes this man gives off 😩 i already hate him

so phillip doesn’t even rly like eloise?? he just thinks that she’s a decent enough candidate to mother his unruly daughters?? girl RUN 🏃🏻‍♀️

It’s as if Master Ganji stripped Maro of all his honor 😭💔

obsessed with Wei’s descent into a silk-clad monster!! she tried to tell herself it was for the good of the country for so long but it’s so satisfying for her to finally admit that she’s come to love the sweet taste of power

omfg Terren was writing the Aricine Ward for MARO 😭💔 i’m so sad for the children that Terren & Maro once were and mourn the men they could have become outside the influence of their scheming mothers & palace dynamics

honestly fuck everyone who put mountains of pressure on baby maro & terren and forced them to grow up so horribly

yeah I can see how everyone around Arris finds him hella extra 🙃

Uhm it’s only mentioned that Daeson had “slightly pointed” ears but now he’s suddenly fae?? Literally zero hints dropped he could’ve been fae, or elven, or whatever else besides annoying. I was honestly enjoying the vibes of this book and was fine ignoring the strange pacing but now the book has decided that it wants action without any good setup and I am less than enthused

How did Lorali figure out that Daeson is a long lost prince?? The pacing and structure of this story is so whack

imo ali hazelwood is at her best when she writes pathetic simp ass men, and koen is…not that ☹️

??? Uhhh where did that kiss come from ??? Bro is gone half of the time and they have zero chemistry????

THIS BOOK IS SO BORING i just want context for Six of Crows 😭💔

Bruh they’re covered in mud and blood with a gun pointed at them and this mf’s thoughts are all 100% horny 😭😭 the ending better be mind blowing or I’m never trust gr reviews again

It’s gotta be Bancroft then right??

HOW DOES SHE HAVE ANY TEARS LEFT THIS BITCH CRIES ON LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PAGE

these two need to chill 😭 esp Alex, mf waxes poetry about Ophelia and talks about how she makes his world rainbow and makes him not wanna die anymore…bro all she’s done is scowl at u and u fell head over hells 😩🤦🏻‍♀️ they’re doing too muchhhhh

“You make me finally understand what people mean when they say life isn’t long enough” bsfr Alex you’re 23 years old, can u chill bro

WAIT if Ophelia’s mom was having an affair with Alex’s father and planned to marry him then O & A would’ve been…✨STEP SIBLINGS✨🤩🤠🎀💅✨

SKSKSKSKSK NOT THE UNDERWEAR CROSSWORD EMAIL 💀💀💀 these emails have no right being this funny

“you’re right on my fucking lungs” has no right being such a funny line 😭😂

Uh so like half the uni staff know who Ophelia actually is, but Alex somehow can’t figure it out?? Girl has such a unique surname! Does he not have Facebook?? Or a PI?? Bro is rich uhm HELLO 🙄