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stfu algernon ur whining adds absolutely nothing to this story

why does Elodie feel like a Temu version of Ali Hazelwood’s “quirky manic pixie dream girl” female leads

the purple prose is soooooo heavy that I feel like I’m wading thru a thick bog. I don’t normally skim world building but this book’s is just…not interesting. staying for the hope that there’s eventually a ton of (mutual) pining

idk the world seems hypocritical so far and a lot of the info we’re presented with is kinda conflicting?? also the main girl is soooo boring to experience this story from. she has no personality beyond “i miss fencing and i have trauma from killing a guy”

SHUT UP THE NUAN CLAN IS IN THIS UNIVERSE???? MY BABIES 🥹

how many times is this girl gonna get herself into gruesome near death experiences? bc at this rate i might start rooting for it. miss girl has a death wish

so when is taly gonna stop being a stubborn clown bc i feel like i'm being rage baited at work

Aimee is like those closeted Republicans that push for anti-LGBTQ policies smh

how did a few days bickering in the woods and being captured by cultists result in falling in love?? bro def has a concussion

hello we’ve already tried asking Waylan about Elliot and it got us nothing last time??? why would a second attempt be any different??

Ah yes I love when books dedicate whole pages to characters ogling their nemeses’ bodies. Hate ‘em so much but their biceps are just so big.

Also I’m getting the vibe that Nic is just a Temu Wendell. “Charming” handsome guy with an accent who also happens to be miss girl’s biggest, most infuriating rival. I think I’ve seen this film before…

did we rly just dedicate a whole chapter to sprinkling honey light on caramels…😐 is the next chapter gonna be about watching paint dry?

THIS LITTLE BOY IS MAKING ME CRY IN PUBLIC

does Qifrey have an evil twin or something oh my gOD

wait so was eunha actually supposed to enter beatrice’s body but ended up in raeliana’s bc the og raeli fucked with black magic

is no one sus that ONLY duke blake is pressed over vivian’s murder?? her betrothed and brother seem far less concerned…bc it was all a setup duh??? duke Blake you’re making yourself look retarded my god

duke blake & beatrice can choke on glass

dude i swear i knew it, i knew it was og raeliana in beatrice’s body. maybe bc i’d read this series years ago oop

not noah passing off the hickey he gave raeli as “dust” on her neck 😭💀

soldier bro is half alive, crawling out from under debris only to see noah & raeli cuddling and flirting 😂

GOOOOOOO AWAY JUSTIN!!! 😡🗡️

omg ew she basically gave birth to boy elphaba??

GODDAMMIT DERRICK GTFO 😩🔫 TAKE IVONNE WITH YOU

DADDY DUKE IS WEARING THE PIN SHE GAVE HIM IN VOL 4 😭💔🔫

he’s already going around calling her his fiancée 😭 this delulu prince lives on another plane of reality

OH LMAO ivonne has already been manipulating eckles for ages. why am i not surprised

also ivonne is 100% seeing and seizing this opportunity when eckles is upset and vulnerable

GET OFF MY PAGE ECKLES AND IVONNE ARE A WASTE OF INK

wowwww she’s actually become like the real penelope this is some crazy (bad) manifestation

BRUH ECKLES WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND HER?? NOT WINTER?? toss the whole man in the trash