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THIS BOOK IS SO BORING i just want context for Six of Crows 😭💔

Bruh they’re covered in mud and blood with a gun pointed at them and this mf’s thoughts are all 100% horny 😭😭 the ending better be mind blowing or I’m never trust gr reviews again

It’s gotta be Bancroft then right??

HOW DOES SHE HAVE ANY TEARS LEFT THIS BITCH CRIES ON LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PAGE

these two need to chill 😭 esp Alex, mf waxes poetry about Ophelia and talks about how she makes his world rainbow and makes him not wanna die anymore…bro all she’s done is scowl at u and u fell head over hells 😩🤦🏻‍♀️ they’re doing too muchhhhh

“You make me finally understand what people mean when they say life isn’t long enough” bsfr Alex you’re 23 years old, can u chill bro

WAIT if Ophelia’s mom was having an affair with Alex’s father and planned to marry him then O & A would’ve been…✨STEP SIBLINGS✨🤩🤠🎀💅✨

SKSKSKSKSK NOT THE UNDERWEAR CROSSWORD EMAIL 💀💀💀 these emails have no right being this funny

“you’re right on my fucking lungs” has no right being such a funny line 😭😂

Uh so like half the uni staff know who Ophelia actually is, but Alex somehow can’t figure it out?? Girl has such a unique surname! Does he not have Facebook?? Or a PI?? Bro is rich uhm HELLO 🙄

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A DUOLOGY??? I thought it was a standalone 😭😭 I don’t wanna wait 1.5 years to finish this story, I am investedddd

Pls tell me the abbreviations won’t make it to the published draft

BEST GIRL PENELOPE MENTIONED ‼️

JoJo after that kiss: 🤠👍🏻👍🏻

HAHAHA it was so badddd

As a 28 year old, I just have a hard time believing JoJo is 26…but she’s such a train wreck that I can’t peek my eyes away

honestly very weird that Brody still hates JoJo after all of these years bc she dumped him after dating for a week in HIGH SCHOOL. pls bffr y’all never even kissed

omfg the dad sacrificed so much for owen 😭💔 stop i’m in the middle of my long af skincare routine i cant afford to cry it off 😭😭😭

Wait…is this technically an isekai 😆

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED THE BABY AFTER PERCIVAL I’M GONNA CRY 🥹😭💔

i’m so fucking glad Silas died lmfao, no more of his melancholia 🥳

if u have to beg ur mans to pick u over his dead ex and say cringe shit like “i’m right here” then is he really urs?? elswyth is such a badass fmc except for when it comes to silas 😩 come on girl stand up!!!

not Silas saying Elswyth buying clothes made by slaves is the same as him helping her sister get kidnapped and mutilated 😂 he’s so funny, telling her to single-handedly fight systemic oppression. wtf is he smoking 😂😂😂

Somebody get Silas a dictionary that defines being a knowing bystander as still being complicit

this is why the dead ex trope is *jean ralphio voice* the woooooorssssttttt

What if the Reaper is actually Gall and he only married Elswyth to throw her off his scent :o

Uncle Percival the goat 😭💔 he and Kehinde deserved a HEA noooooo

ofc the reaper is Silas lmao…soooo Elswyth fucked her sister’s murderer?? 🫩 gross

So he knowingly took her virginity - in a society that literally labels experienced girlies whores and makes them pariahs - and then tells her he can’t be with her. Idc what his self loathing says, this is an asshole move. If you know you can’t be with her then why ruin her future?? MF DIDN’T EVEN PULL OUT like what if she gets pregnant HELLO ARE YOU STUPID SILAS

Honestly if I wanted to listen to a dude tell me about his dead wife’s necklace that he wore while we fucked I’d check myself into a senior living home bc why tf would I ever wanna be in this situation???

You’re rly gonna tell me a virgin orgasmed from pure penetration alone during her first time ever having sex??? Bruh