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"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."

Already giggling tbh

Hmmmm not sure about this so far

The gay subtext is rapidly becoming text

"Then the sheep broke out into a tremendous bleating of 'Four legs good, two legs bad' which went on for nearly a quarter of an hour and put an end to any chance of discussion"
it's just clicked to me that they're SHEEP. like OHHH

I fucking knew those puppies were a Chekhov's gun

me to my dad: so I started animal farm on my break at work-
my dad: 🗣️ FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD

ARMAND TIME

"I wanted to forget him, and yet it's and I thought of him always. It was as if the empty nights were made for thinking of him" Louis girl..

Da-ae yandere era

Louis can you cheer up a bit babe

Inexplicably this chapter was from the perspective of an apparently immortal cat. I didn't vibe with it.

I will say even if book Louis is more of a wet wipe than show Louis, I love the writing style so much. "Like angels put in hell by god" go off

Louis in the book is a lot more of a wet blanket than Louis in the show, show Louis is way more fun. Also very sexy voice. I keep reading it in his sexy voice even though I know this wet Louis does NOT have Jacob Anderson's rizz

So far there's a lot less gay sex than the tv show

Linton you pathetic selfish little wretch

Linton Heathcliff is so pathetic lmao I fear this is the first time heathcliff has been fully justified in totally disregarding someone as useless

SPOILER BELOW

Helppp she's so sick of them 😭 "I've been kind to you two, I've indulged edgars weak nature and heathcliffs bad nature and youre both being ungrateful and stupid" get em

Catherine is jealoussss (they're all insane and evil)

Heathcliff can be a right vindictive prick

WHATEVER SOULS ARE MADE OF HIS AND MINE ARE THE SAME 🫣🫨😵‍💫

Hindley is abusive as FUCK man the maid is hiding the baby in a cupboard no wonder they're all fucking miserable

They all have major emotional issues but Catherine is being particularly nasty here. Girl why are you hitting everyone. I bet this was scandalous in 1847

I've written my relationship diagram. Racism against healthcliff is an extremely obvious and major driver for the plot and they couldn't make it clearer that he's dark skinned and haired especially compared to the gentry he lives with, why the HELL did that film cast Jacob Elordi?

Must remember to come back to this page as it explains the character relationships, something Jane Austen couldve learned from if she hasn't died before this was published (rip Jane) and I will be adding my customary sticky note character breakdown like I do with nearly every classic

Have started reading this (why won't Goodreads allow you to change editions on mobile?) and I just need to express my hatred of Victorian writers depicting Yorkshire dialect in text form. First Dracula now this. What's going on. The text is not telling me.