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Rachel Reid is having way too much fun with setting this book around Christmas lol. I love Harris he's so cute

Not enjoying this one as much as the other. I care about the spooky nature shit not the bureaucrats in an office

Picked this up in London and I love the concept but the execution so far is mid

This man is very detached

I'm going to be in London for the next three or four days and I didn't bring the sequel that I haven't started yet. Regretting that I forgot how fucking good the mystery spooky shit is in this book b

I love Ilya pov hes so horny. Also heart-horny. Yearnertron 5000

Shane is so funny his mentality about Ilya like he's trying to give up smoking. Deeply in denial that he likes him or that he's even into men. He's so mad that he's dickmatised

Rereading before I get into the next books. I love an unreliable narrator

"Um, I think I'm going to..." Text Rozanov? Try to lay eyes on him? Make sure he'd not been arrested for blowing a ski jumper or something?"

Shane's lack of faith in Ilya is kind of hilarious lol. Though also brother relax I'm sure the russian man knows how to avoid getting into trouble in Russia he will be fine. doesn't need your Canadian advice

"Bloody Stupid Johnson's approach to music was similar to his approach in every field that was caressed by his genius in the same way that a potato field is touched by a late frost."

They were fucking within six pages the TV show wasn't exaggerating or horning it up one bit
Shane has ilya rozanov derangement syndrome.

Phone ran out at the bus stop and the bus didn't come so I was there for an hour + hourlong bus journey I WILL finish this book within the week. Susan Sto Helit you are an icon who gets shit done. Ridcully you are a clown. Mr Teatime needs to be Dealt With

I'm so sorry Terry I was meant to finish this by new year but I've been heated rivalryd up and I only care about that rn

I'd say pour one out for Bilious the Oh God of Hangovers but on second thoughts maybe not

"Simple. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time" Terry you continue to be ahead of the game

"I'm Bilious, the God of Hangovers"
"There's a god of hangovers?"
"An *oh god*," he corrected. "When people witness me, you see, they clutch their head and say 'Oh God'"

I forgot how funny Pratchett is lmao

Reading this because it's on kindle unlimited and I'm not kidding they just did that American "I'm German Irish and Ukrainian" ancestry thing as exposition so my expectations have immediately dropped

"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."

Already giggling tbh

Hmmmm not sure about this so far

The gay subtext is rapidly becoming text

"Then the sheep broke out into a tremendous bleating of 'Four legs good, two legs bad' which went on for nearly a quarter of an hour and put an end to any chance of discussion"
it's just clicked to me that they're SHEEP. like OHHH

I fucking knew those puppies were a Chekhov's gun

me to my dad: so I started animal farm on my break at work-
my dad: 🗣️ FOUR LEGS GOOD TWO LEGS BAD

ARMAND TIME

"I wanted to forget him, and yet it's and I thought of him always. It was as if the empty nights were made for thinking of him" Louis girl..

Da-ae yandere era

Louis can you cheer up a bit babe

Inexplicably this chapter was from the perspective of an apparently immortal cat. I didn't vibe with it.